The man of petty ambition if invited to dinner will be eager to be set next his host.

Nostradamus, who predicted that Billy Bailey would not come home. Never got a dinner!

Lee Iacocca, who said to Dolly Parton, Why do you need an airbag? Never got a dinner!

Having a little pee in your pants had to be better than being dinner for some redneck.

I like being married. I like taking care of people, having someone to make dinner for.

The truly free man is he who can decline a dinner invitation without giving an excuse.

If you can get nothing better out of the world, get a good dinner out of it, at least.

Henry Ford, who despite his immense wealth never owned a Cadillac. Never got a dinner!

I tell ya, my wife's a lousy cook. After dinner, I don't brush my teeth. I count them.

She was built for crowds. She has never come any closer to life than the dinner table.

Saint Christopher, who said, Where can I get a Frank Sinatra medal? Never got a dinner!

My training was never to drink after dinner nor before I wrote nor while I was writing.

Thirty years ago dinner theatre used to be much more of a going concern than it is now.

When you let the wolves guard the hen house, there's bound to be a few chicken dinners.

You know I'll kiss you for my supper. Yeah, you know I'll kiss you for my dinner, baby.

Aladdin, who said to his wife, I know it's not a lamp, keep rubbing! Never got a dinner!

Avoid buying frozen dinners and processed foods, as they are often overloaded with salt.

One favourite find of mine has to be a 1980s black dinner jacket that I wear as a dress.

I wouldn't go that far. But I know my way around the kitchen. I make dinner every night.

Then from the Mint walks forth the man of rhyme, Happy to catch me, just at dinner-time.

At dinner parties I sit below the salt now. There are a lot of interesting people there.

J. Paul Getty, who still hasn't been buried - they keep finding oil! Never got a dinner!

You can imagine the kind of dinner parties I had to go to at a young age... pretty dull.

Dolly Parton, who said to her doctor, Are you sure it's a chest cold? Never got a dinner!

Alex Hailey, who traced his roots all the way to the back of the bus. Never got a dinner!

I am a trial lawyer. Matilda says that at dinner on a good day I sound like an affidavit.

When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.

When the time comes that a man has had his dinner, then the true man comes to the surface

The Mayor of Hong Kong, who said Can't work today. Have American flu. Never got a dinner!

Make your having dinner out become The Event of the Night, instead of just the beginning.

Steve Zahn and I like to go to dinner, and we love to go to Chef Donald Link's Herb Saint.

I mean, I can cook, but I'd get very nervous having my food being judged by dinner guests.

The formal Washington dinner party has all the spontaneity of a Japanese imperial funeral.

My dream dinner party guests would be Ethel Kennedy, Truman Capote and Hunter S. Thompson.

I have a full Tuscan lunch and dinner every day in my home; my husband's a fantastic chef.

When you're poor, an egg sandwich is dinner and you cut your potatoes with a butter knife.

I don't believe in paying for sex. Which is why I'll never again pay for a woman's dinner.

A free-loader is a confirmed guest. He is the man who is always willing to come to dinner.

I'm vegetarian, but I love Thanksgiving dinner: faux turkey, stuffing and mashed potatoes.

My favorite time of day is to get up and eat leftovers from dinner, especially spicy food.

After a good quality dinner one will be able to forgive anybody, still one's own relations.

Growing up, around the dinner table my father and I didn't talk sports. We talked business.

I'm sometimes afraid I'll cross a line and it'll be difficult to come back, say, to dinner.

We always had lutefisk for Christmas dinner, after which Dad read from the Norwegian Bible.

In dinner talk it is perhaps allowable to fling any faggot rather than let the fire go out.

The madness of love can always be suspended--to cook dinner or catch a plane, for instance.

At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely.

If I could have dinner with anyone who lived in history, it would depend on the restaurant.

I never take a nap after dinner but when I have had a bad night, and then the nap takes me.

In the end, like so many beautiful promises in our lives, that dinner date never came to be.

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