I'd rather go to the White House Correspondents' dinner than any awards show.

I never eat at home. Dinner is my time to be social and catch up with people.

I don't walk into a dinner party and say, 'You're an idiot; give me my coat.'

Badger hates Society, and invitations, and dinner, and all that sort of thing.

When a man drinks wine at dinner, he begins to be better pleased with himself.

Ray Charles, who said to Stevie Wonder, Maybe we're white. Never got a dinner!

I'm not careful with my money at all these days. I buy people a lot of dinners!

There is nothing more sickening than talking about poverty over a fancy dinner.

Sophia Loren, whose new baby asked her, Is all that for me? Never got a dinner!

I can only have dinner with my girlfriends once a month instead of once a week.

Men are hung up on breasts. They're looking at the titty dinner. It's pathetic.

I hate menus, I hate choosing food. I just want to be brought. Bring me dinner!

Moses, who said to the Israelites, Stop calling me Charlton! Never got a dinner!

Gandhi, who went to Wendy's and asked, "Where's the belief?" Never got a dinner!

Better is a dinner of herbs where love is than a fattened ox and hatred with it.

The English never smash in a face. They merely refrain from asking it to dinner.

So munch on, crunch on, take your nuncheon, Breakfast, supper, dinner, luncheon!

Be able to blow out a dinner candle without sending wax flying across the table.

The slogan of progress is changing from the full dinner pail to the full garage.

A man seldom thinks with more earnestness of anything than he does of his dinner.

I couldn't afford [buying Marvel]. I hope I have enough money for dinner tonight!

Smoked salmon is for dinner. Belly lox is for breakfast. Don't get that mixed up.

I would show up at a party for Al Qaeda if you said there's going to be a dinner.

We eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner to the soundtrack of our own impending death.

How awful that the artist has become nothing but the after-dinner mint of society.

When you are invited to a dinner, you are either a guest or you are part of a menu

If you think about a Thanksgiving dinner, it's really like making a large chicken.

For a group of friends or a family dinner, fish tacos are popular and fun to make.

I would rather read poetry than eat my dinner any day. It has been so all my life.

John Wilkes Booth, who said, Sorry, I thought he was a critic. Never got a dinner!

Zsa Zsa Gabor, the only woman ever to apply for group alimony. Never got a dinner!

This was a good dinner enough, to be sure, but it was not a dinner to ask a man to.

Should kids check phones at dinner? I don't know. To me, that's a parenting choice.

Crispus Attucks, who said, Don't shoot till you see the whites! Never got a dinner!

Abraham Lincoln, who said, A house divided... is a condominium. Never got a dinner!

Don't tell us about dreams – dream dinners aren't any good and we can't share them.

[Michael Flynn has] seen at a dinner party famously sitting next to Vladimir Putin.

Serve the dinner backward, do anything - but for goodness sake, do something weird.

Flatulence peaks twice a day... five hours after lunch and five hours after dinner.

Shall I refuse my dinner because I do not fully understand the process of digestion?

O hour, of all hours, the most blesse'd upon earth, The bless'd hour of our dinners!

Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie.

I typically have breakfast, have a snack, have lunch, have a snack, and have dinner.

If you ruin the main course of a dinner party, it ain't all that tragic. Just laugh!

When I cook him dinner and I burn it black, he better say hmmm, I like it like that.

What?" She drew herself up, stern as a cat presented with the wrong food for dinner.

Adam, who said to Eve, What do you mean you have nothing to wear? Never got a dinner!

Uncle Remus, who said to Uncle Ben, You're a credit to your rice. Never got a dinner!

The dinner hour is a sacred, happy time when everyone should be together and relaxed.

My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it.

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