I didn't want a divorce but had to because of circumstance.

You don't need a reason to divorce someone you can't stand.

She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.

You know why divorce costs so much? Because it is worth it!

If you're getting married less you're getting less divorces.

In the divorce my ex got everything. Even kept her composure

I find divorces repulsive. I will never get divorced, never.

Divorce in and of itself, and with children, is devastating.

History is the chronicle of divorces between creed and deed.

Technology forced me to divorce a pixie and remarry a pixel.

People are reluctant to cite boredom as grounds for divorce.

Divorce isn't caused because 50% of marriages end in gayness.

Divorce was very sad, obviously, but now I've gotten over it.

I got a divorce because my ex-wife left me for another woman.

Even with my divorce and with everything, I don't need money.

Nobody sounds good writing about your divorce, let's face it.

Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.

The divorce was the toughest thing in my life. It still hurts.

I hardly said a word to my wife until I said 'yes' to divorce.

Anyone who goes through divorce goes through a very hard time.

The three chief causes of divorce are men, women, and marriage.

My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.

Men are just like a book - with a beginning, middle and an end.

Divorce is a declaration of independence with only two signers.

I don't know how to let you go/ You are so deep down in my soul.

Going through divorce while shooting a reality show is terrible.

Divorce is born of perverted morals and leads to vicious habits.

I think divorce doesn't necessarily bring out the best in people.

People don't just stop playing Facebook games. They divorce them.

It took me a very long time to heal. It was a shock to my system.

Sin and Hell are married unless repentance proclaims the divorce.

God hates divorce-always, forever, regardless, without exception.

I do not regret getting married nor do I regret getting divorced.

I do not like to see men walk away from women in late middle age.

The two most painful things in my life are arthritis and divorce.

I wish I'd heard about quickie divorce packs from Tesco's sooner.

It's better to have three broken engagements than three divorces.

Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash.

Mommy would never divorce Daddy. He's just like one of the family.

Well, after the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on!

If it isn't a success, that still wouldn't be grounds for divorce.

You can't underestimate how traumatic divorce is for the children.

Obviously, you go through a lot of emotional turmoil in a divorce.

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always

Don’t allow your wounds to transform you into someone you are not.

But as a kid you take it very personally when your parents divorce.

Party switching has all the emotional edges and baggage of divorce.

The happiest time of anyone's life is just after the first divorce.

When I get married, it will be for life - divorce is not an option.

Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary bypass.

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