It just wasn't the fairy tale I had hoped for.

I decided to write about the myths of divorce.

Marriages come and go, but divorce is forever.

When you're going through a divorce it's hard.

Nothing makes a girl feel as unsexy as divorce.

Divorce is hard, and it takes a lot out of you.

I have the best divorce of anyone I've heard of.

Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.

A divorce lawyer is a chameleon with a law book.

I decided after my last divorce to marry myself.

Marriage is grand. Divorce is about twenty grand.

Yes, the divorce was difficult. It was difficult.

Nick has said he would divorce me if I got Botox.

Divorce was illegal in Chile up until 2005 or so.

Divorce in itself is so difficult to get through.

My parents' divorce settlement involved a bar tab.

Divorce can leave children feeling like defectors.

Two lives that once part are as ships that divide.

Divorce is just the most awful thing in the world.

I'm for gay marriage, because I'm for gay divorce.

I hate grunge. It was the worst period of my life.

I am never going to get divorced, and that's that.

I don't believe in divorce. I believe in widowhood.

Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it!

I don't think there's ever been a friendly divorce.

A New York divorce is in itself a diploma of virtue.

My advice to Hillary would be to divorce that chump.

Divorce, splitting up a family, is a terrible thing.

Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce

Regret and fear are twin thieves that rob us of today.

Matrimony is the price of love -- divorce, the rebate.

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.

In our family we don't divorce our men - we bury them.

Divorce is an embarrassing public admission of defeat.

Divorce isn't the best thing that can happen to anyone.

The only grounds for divorce in California are marriage.

The divorce between church and state should be absolute.

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.

The worst reconciliation is better than the best divorce.

I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.

You know why divorces are so expensive? They're worth it.

You can't divorce yourself from your own life experiences.

I don't see any reason for marriage when there is divorce.

Divorce is the price people play for playing with matches.

You can't go through a divorce and then get back together.

Disagreements over money are the biggest cause of divorce.

I went through a divorce during the 'Seeds of Love' album.

She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.

You know why divorce costs so much? Because it is worth it!

You don't need a reason to divorce someone you can't stand.

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