Divorce these days is a religious vow, as if the proper offspring of marriage.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

You know, Elizabeth Taylor must be in Heaven going, 'Alright, fire two honey!'

Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to the divorce.

Divorce has become so easy nowadays that women have stopped crying at weddings.

It is he who has broken the bond of marriage - not I. I only break its bondage.

If these two couldn't divorce why on earth would we expect them to get married?

Friendship is the marriage of the soul, and this marriage is liable to divorce.

All my wives were great housekeepers. After every divorce, they kept the house.

In a family of faith, you don't believe in divorce; you believe you can make it.

You should be prepared for anything during divorce proceedings - even the truth.

I would like to believe that most people don't get married anticipating divorce.

For a lot of people, divorce is an incredibly healthy move to make in your life.

Half of all marriages end in divorce- and then there are the really unhappy ones.

People that seem so glorious are all show; underneath they are like everyone else.

I had to divorce my husband, the prime minister. I found it terribly overwhelming.

I have a very wonderful separation-divorce. It's a divorce - but it's a weird one.

Living for ever would be like marrying yourself, with no possibility of a divorce.

Whether life finds us guilty or not guilty, we ourselves know we are not innocent.

Any woman who votes for no-fault divorce is like a turkey voting for Thanksgiving.

I might be responsible for as many gay marriages as I am for heterosexual divorces.

Nobody wants to go through divorce, especially when there's young children involved.

I had a really kind of yucky divorce and it was really challenging to get over that.

The psychological trauma of losing a job can be as great as the trauma of a divorce.

Divorce is hard and painful and complicated, and something you have to grow through.

It's a difficult journey when you're going through a divorce, is it not, for anyone?

During the divorce process, I lived alone and tended to get extremely down on myself.

The phrase 'All is fair in love and war' must have been penned by a divorce attorney.

Many a woman would get a divorce if she could do it without making her husband happy.

If a tree falls in the forest and kills your ex-wife, what do you do with the lumber?

Divorce was miserable, as it always is, and we divorce for the same reasons we marry.

I could not bounce back from my divorce - emotionally - I just could not bounce back.

My husband and I have never considered divorce... murder sometimes, but never divorce.

You know, that's the only good thing about divorce; you get to sleep with your mother.

It's a nasty divorce when they can't agree on how to divvy up the His and Hers towels.

Reputation is what other people know about you. Honor is what you know about yourself.

One predictor for divorce is contempt, which to me is just another word for disrespect.

Your mind can only hold one thought at a time. Make it a positive and constructive one.

When we discuss those we love with those who do not love them, the end of love is near.

To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while.

When I talk about divorce, I am not blaming the women I've married. It's not their fault.

There is beauty in feeding others when you are spiritually or physically hungry yourself.

A divorce will always change your life because it's such an upheaval. It's such a change.

This is what divorce is: taking things you no longer want from people you no longer love.

Watching news showing all the same sex marriages. How long before first same sex divorce?

I'll tell you what divorce hasn't taught me. It didn't teach me not to get married again.

I find to my astonishment that an unhappy marriage goes on being unhappy when it is over.

The divorce of our so-called spiritual life from our daily activities is a fatal dualism.

Only a marriage with partners strong enough to risk divorce is strong enough to avoid it.

Conrad Hilton was very generous in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5,000 Gideon Bibles.

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