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I can't play guitar or piano. I can't even play dumb to get through TSA in the airport.
Dumb and tough goes a long way in this sport but to be elite, you've got to be smarter.
To try and to pretend that there's no difference between where we come from is so dumb.
Seeing how dumb and stupid they often are, I just couldn't imagine minions being girls.
It's smart to be friends with one's sex partner but dumb to have sex with one's friends.
We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He's really dumb.
Fair Game Theory: If you are dumb enough to be drained by people then you are fair game.
My closest friends are the ones who tell me that I'm being dumb or that I'm being wrong.
I really like dumb romantic comedies; that's the way I can turn my brain off and let go.
To the dumb question, 'Why me?' the cosmos barely bothers to return the reply, 'Why not?'
Love was more than blind. It was deaf and dumb, too. It was catatonic. It was vegetative.
Her problem wasn't she was a dumb blonde, it was she wasn't a blonde and she wasn't dumb.
I recognise no God except the God that is to be found in the hearts of the dumb millions.
I thought I was so ugly for so long, and I wasted so much of my life on this dumb notion.
Some people, they've had a lot of fun, even if it was dumb fun and a shitty body of work.
The reason we call that pitch up and in is because the arms are attached to the shoulder.
For years, they cast me in these dumb straight roles of businessmen in three-piece suits.
I'm a meathead. I can't help it, man. You've got smart people and you've got dumb people.
I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me.
I don't have to wait until the next morning to regret something I did that was kinda dumb.
It's a question of whether we're going to go forward into the future, or past to the back.
I'm really, really dumb about describing wine, but I like wine that's full-bodied and dry.
One evening when I had my wood-burning stove going I realized I hadn't thought of dessert.
I think sometimes people think cheerful is a synonym for dumb, so no one is ever cheerful.
A pas de deux is a dialogue of love. How can there be conversation if one partner is dumb?
I have never had sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky. I've never had an affair with her.
Innocence is like a dumb leper who has lost his bell, wandering the world, meaning no harm.
When you're a little bit dumb and naive things get done that no one believed could be done.
It's well known that many girls have a tendency to dumb down when they're in middle school.
There aren't really any actual misconceptions, just dumb people versus good, honest people.
On Hallowe'en the old ghosts come about us, and they speak to some; to others they are dumb.
The oracles are dumb, No voice or hideous hum Runs thro' the arched roof in words deceiving.
I'd played dumbasses a lot. On Mad About You, I played a very dumb waitress and they saw me.
I was so wild and crazy and dumb in my car. It didn't run but 30 miles an hour. You made do.
Airshow flying is tough, it's even tougher if you do something stupid. Don't do nuthin dumb!
I just want to creatively grow and be inspired. I don't want to do anything generic or dumb.
If you're not doing it for the right reasons, then you'd be dumb to be making documentaries.
I think the guy who tells you he knows about music is really dumb, or he's lying to himself.
I think you've got be willing as an interviewer to ask the dumb question every now and then.
We don't need to dumb down our stuff. And it's important to know how far we can push readers.
Well I'm not dumb, but I can't understand why she walked like a woman, but talked like a man.
I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy.
Outside of their particular area of expertise scientists are just as dumb as the next person.
I'm not making music for intelligent people or dumb people. I'm just making music for people.
I've always thought those guys are really funny. And I love Dumb and Dumber, Kingpin and Mary.
I don't want to write melodies anymore. I can only write really simple, dumb caveman melodies.
I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are.
To make us a terrorist target in a region that is full of terrorism is dumb and unforgiveable.
God hears no more than the heart speaks; and if the heart be dumb, God will certainly be deaf.
If I played golf, I'd be on the golf course every day, but I just can't wear those dumb pants.