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Every time that I have ever tried to help a woman out, I have been incarcerated.
The camera's dumb, it don't [sic] care who's pushing the button. It doesn't know.
People think it's funny when a dumb person can't do things the same way they can.
I may not be smart enough to do everything, but I am dumb enough to try anything.
You can hardly tell where the computer models finish and the real dinosaurs begin
Cow protection means protection of the weak, the helpless, the dumb and the deaf.
I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper.
The advantage of wisdom is that you can play dumb. The opposite is more difficult.
There are no dumb questions, but there are plenty of people who give dumb answers.
How dumb do I think the Americans are? I bet you we could sell those idiots water.
I have started smiling! I've mastered this smirk; it's a smile that isn't a smile.
Newspapermen ask dumb questions. They look up at the sun and ask if it is shining.
The blind won't admit that I have eyes in my head, and the deaf say that I'm dumb.
It is unfortunate to consider all lawyers as natural Satanists many are just dumb.
Law breaking, graffiti artist, dumb jock that I am, I'm pretty socially conscious.
I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here.
I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5 pound perch in my lake.
It looked like just the sort of family Americans dream of having: dumb and loving.
People only go by looks. If you have big breasts it doesn't mean that you are dumb.
Women, you need to understand something. Men are not as dumb as you think they are.
You can have an idea that everyone else thinks is dumb, and it's still a good idea.
I'm not sure how healthy bacon is in general, but I know it's incredibly delicious.
Young, dumb, lookin' in the mirror tryin' to figure out who I’m gonna be this year.
America eats its youth like reptiles...Educat e yourself before they dumb you down.
The fine emotions whence our lives we mold Lie in the earthly tumult dumb and cold.
Paradoxically, when 'dumb' money acknowledges its limitations, it ceases to be dumb.
Sometimes it's better to have a benign dictator than a dumb democracy, to be honest.
You only know that you're smart because you're around dumb people from time to time!
Kids aren't dumb - they might not get something, but they're going to figure it out.
There are no dumb male questions. There are dumb males, but not dumb male questions.
The great thing about being young and dumb is that you don't know what you can't do.
Then others for breath of words respect, Me for my dumb thoughts, speaking in effect.
If I could go into the woods and kill a bear myself, I'd wear it proudly as a trophy.
not one escaped to tell the fall of Alamo, The hundred & fifty are dumb yet at Alamo.
Ask dumb questions and listen quietly for the answers. That's a wisdom stair climber.
Football players are misunderstood. They aren't the dumb jocks people think they are.
My idea of horses is from when I grew up on a farm. They were big, and they were dumb.
I don't think you need to dumb down to a child, you merely have to be clear, you know?
One cold wintry day in London, I was dreaming about salad nicoise—one of my favorites.
It was one of God's jokes that such a dumb mind had been put in such an eloquent body.
I've never had a dumb quarterback. I think if you're dumb, it's difficult to overcome.
The ballparks have gotten too crowded. That's why nobody goes to see the game anymore.
Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.
The only thing you find in the middle of the road are dead animals and dumb Americans.
Getting offended is a great way to avoid answering questions that make you sound dumb.
We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads.
Seeing how dumb and stupid they often are, I just couldn't imagine minions being girls.
The quickest way to kill jobs is to have this ordinance pass. It is dumb and dangerous.
Dumb jewels often, in their silent kind, more than quick words, do move a woman's mind.
It doesn't bother me when someone calls me a 'dumb blonde.' I'm neither dumb or blonde.