This collection holds 441 elephants quotes, drawn from writers, leaders, artists and thinkers across the QuoteForever archive. The most quoted voices here are Paul Eluard, Victor Borge and Dorothy Parker.

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Elephants are contagious.

...the elephant smoked too much.

Women and elephants never forget.

I wanted to work with an elephant.

Life goes on with fragile normalcy.

Elephants are magnificient creatures.

Don’t try to eat an elephant for lunch.

Eat like a bird, poop like an elephant.

Mediocrity is the elephant in the room.

May an elephant caress you with his toes

Elephants and grandchildren never forget.

You can eat an elephant one bit at a time.

I love elephants! It's my favorite animal.

Women and elephants never forget an injury.

The rider evolved to serve to the elephant.

I had a probing mind and an elephant memory.

I have a face like the behind of an elephant.

They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist...

Love will draw an elephant through a key-hole.

Elephants are VERY BIG. Motor cars go quickly.

People don't realize how amazing elephants are.

Psychoanalysts and elephants, they never forget.

When eating an elephant take one bite at a time.

A camel makes an elephant feel like a jet plane.

The elephant, the huge old beast, is slow to mate

When there’s an elephant in the room introduce him.

Pointless. . . . Like giving caviar to an elephant.

I couldn't hit an elephant's ass with a bull fiddle.

I feel like a carton of eggs holding up an elephant.

You can eat an elephant if you do it one bite at a time.

What's next? Shall we appoint elephants to teach zoology?

It is better to own 10% of an elephant than 100% of a rat.

There is only one way to eat an elephant, a bite at a time.

If size mattered, the elephant would be king of the jungle.

I've worked with PETA on freeing elephants from the circus.

Words are cheap. The biggest thing you can say is "elephant".

Every worm has to turn and every mouse must bite the elephant

Elephants are like humans. They are very smart, very logical.

I've known elephants with broken hearts, others with depression.

Abrams's Advice: When eating an elephant, take one bite at a time.

Dividing an elephant in half does not produce two small elephants.

Our elders say that an elephant does not find its own trunk heavy.

Mother elephants in the circus cannot help their babies, but we can.

Elephants have a hard time adapting. Cockroaches outlive everything.

The knife flaying the elephant does not have to be large, only sharp!

If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

When you are hunting elephants, don't get distracted chasing rabbits.

Asian elephants have always worked with people and they like company.

To be without God is to be a snake / who wants to swallow an elephant.

He laughed. The laugh could strip the skin off an elephant in seconds.

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