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Life is not a tour of gas stations.
Someone tried to save my soul in a gas station.
When lost, I look for gas stations for counsel.
Russia is a gas station masquerading as a country.
Before you rob your first bank, knock off a couple of gas stations.
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
I asked a couple of months ago if anyone would like to start picketing the gas stations.
I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.
I don't live in the papal residence. I live in a simple apartment behind the Vatican gas station.
I was a pizza delivery man. I worked at a gas station. I worked a lot of jobs, man. A lot of jobs.
He ran a gas station down in St. Louis. No, Mahatma Gandhi was a great leader of the 20th century.
I ended up buying a restaurant. Already we had invested in a gas station and a metal products plant.
There are screens at the gas station, there are screens at the shopping mall. And they all need content.
At one point, I was painting shells and selling them at gas stations for five cents. I was six years old or something.
Gas stations are considering hiring security guards. Why are they getting security guards? We're the ones getting robbed.
I just like people. I'll hold a conversation at a gas station. It's not about the fame and the fortune, I just like people.
Look forward to the wonderment of growing up, raising a family and driving by the gas station where the popular kids now work.
I thought about going back to working at the gas station. I probably didn't like it at the time, but now it seems very romantic.
You can't get away, I can't fill my car up at a gas station without Coors Light, Bud Light, Corona, whatever, it's just the way it is.
I'm an assistant storyteller. It's like being a waiter or a gas-station attendant, but I'm waiting on six million people a week, if I'm lucky.
Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.
I've always thought space station is a great name. It should be like a gas station where we go for service and supplies before heading further out
Where did she come from, and where can I find one?" "Picked this one up at a gas station in West Virginia, bargain price. Last one on the shelf, sorry.
What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area.
To be honest, there is a tourists' trail; my family had a farm and a gas station, and you can go and see my birthplace, though where I lived is actually under a freeway now.
I already tried that. Something heavy metal like. And sunglasses. But it didn't work; I went to the gas station and when I left the guy at the counter said, 'bye Mr Schumacher
Every new discovery in science brings with it a host of new problems, just as the invention of the automobile brought with it gas stations, roads, garages, mechanics, and a thousand other subsidiary details.
I have candy all the time. I live on gummy bears and peach rings. They're like dried-up peaches, only dipped in sugar. You can get 'em at gas stations. They're like 99 cents for four bags. And cashews. I love cashews.
I feel like we have to keep our eyes on the road. Being nostalgic is like taking an offramp and getting a sandwich - and then you get back on the highway. I don't want to be spending the rest of my life at the gas station.
You don't want to be the only car company. When you're the only car company and there's no competition, customers may not know what a car is, the roads may not be developed for cars, there may not be gas stations everywhere.
So I was at the gas station the other day, and I saw that there was braille on the pumps. I don't see how they can cater to blind drivers. I mean, there are certain rights you should lose once you lose what makes you a person.
I don't approve of the John Waynes and the Gary Coopers saying "Shucks, I ain't no actor - I'm just a bridge builder or a gas station attendant." If they aren't actors, what the hell are they getting paid for? I have respect for my profession. I worked hard at it.
Living in a small town you couldn't go anywhere on a Saturday where a store had the game on. If you were downtown you heard the game. If you were at the gas station you heard the game. I remember I would be mowing the lawn and I would stop for the Nebraska game. I would have it cranking outside.
Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I swear he said, Tire go flat? I couldn't resist. Said, Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me. Here's your sign.