If a girl doesn't have a sense of humor, then what would you have to talk about?

Okay, this might sound vague, but do you know this one girl with hair like this?

It's interesting how young poets think of death while old fogies think of girls.

She had a brainy girls discomfort about her own beauty and its effects on folks.

I think my mom put it best. She said, 'Little girls soften their daddy's hearts.'

Don't forget I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.

The girls you picked up from the bars were not the girls you took home to mother.

Not many girls would have used their wits the way you did," the officer observed.

I will take questions from the guys, but from the girls I want telephone numbers.

Supermodels are over, and the new picture girl has become the television actress.

If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's late? Nobody.

A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men.

Don't choose the better guy, choose the guy that's gonna make you the better girl

Freedom, my good girl, means being able to count on how other people will behave.

I went to an all-girls private school, where we played field hockey and lacrosse.

I was hugely relieved to discover there was a purpose for girls with loud voices.

I had a date with an inflatable girl. Now I got an inflatable guy looking for me.

The fact that I was a girl never damaged my ambitions to be a pope or an emperor.

When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.

I would never date or marry an actress. I will marry the girl of my mom's choice.

Asian girls are so natural and beautiful. I guess they don't like to wear make up

I'm afraid I have to expel a rather ferocious hairball. You're on your own, girl.

Secrets with girls, like guns with boys, are never valued till they make a noise.

I've never really been one of those girls who's scared of showing a bit of flesh.

Everyone knows I'm a lash girl by now. When I don't have my lashes, I feel naked.

I like doing a funny show where I don't have to act and fall in love with a girl.

There's so much Botox around now that you can't tell when a Jewish girl is angry!

You can take the girl out of Vegas, but you can't take the Vegas out of the girl.

A true heiress is never mean to anyone - except a girl who steals your boyfriend.

I was not going to be a stupid girl singer. I was going to be way more than that.

Guys, you can date whomever you want, but marry a girl who can back up a trailer.

A flapper is just a little girl trying to grow up - in the process of growing up.

Girls like you want to cut guy's nuts off and hang 'em from your rearview mirror.

I'd like to meet a nice girl and leave all those 'hottest bachelor' lists behind.

I'm a boots girl. I always wear boots. They only look better when they get dirty.

I have a good friend who's a Texas girl; Texas girls are a whole different breed.

"More than him has done that," said Antonia sadly, and the girls murmured assent.

There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.

Girls inevitably grew into women, but something of the boy persisted in every man.

The idea of revenge coming from a 14-year-old girl isn't, you know, exactly right.

No offense to hot girls everywhere- but newsflash- there are hot girls everywhere.

My weight fluctuates, like any normal girl, and I have times when I feel insecure.

I like girls, but I prefer having a girlfriend. I like having someone I can spoil.

I've always really loved action films, but I don't see myself as a superhero girl.

I hate it when girls act stupid ’cause they think it’s cute. Intelligence is sexy.

This is what makes us girls/ We don't stick together 'cause we put our love first.

I wake up every day, and I'm a Puerto Rican girl from the Bronx. Every single day.

I was so drunk the whole time that I took bottles for girls and girls for bottles.

Barbie has always been an inspiration. Dressing her was part of ever girl's dream.

Every girl needs a shoe that goes with nothing and therefore goes with everything.

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