I'm a relationship girl, I like relationships, so I just miss being in one and chilling. And not dating.

All of them are men, not a girl amongst them unless you count Tommy Falk because his lips are so pretty.

Put a man and a girl on stage and there is already a story; a man and two girls, there's already a plot.

An honest man may really love a pretty girl, but only an idiot marries her merely because she is pretty.

My little girls can break my heart. They can make me cry just looking at them eating their string beans.

It would be nice to have someone to go back to, a girl to call at the end of the night after a long day.

You think that being a girl is degrading, but secretly, you'd love to know what it's like, wouldn't you?

Hunky Heroes, rescuing distressed women, captive princesses, and girls without wheels since 1684. p. 450

My dear girl, you must cultivate a taste for the finer things. Civilized pleasures give meaning to life.

In Britain, girls seem to be either bright or attractive. In America, that's not the case. They're both.

I've always been a daddy's girl, and that's served me well in life; most of my directors have been male.

As a girl, I was always told I was nasty or dirty if I was sexual in any way. Americans are such prudes.

I get accused all the time of having a big mouth. But if you ask me, guys gossip way more than girls do.

A lot of girls in L.A. just stand in the corner wondering 'Who's gonna talk to me? Who am I gonna diss?'

I'm always happy to play the bad girl. I just get to have fun, and it's obviously all done with a smile.

I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator.

Girls do what their mothers tell them. Ladies do what society tells them. Women make up their own minds.

The prize I value most was given to me 60 years ago. I was named the girl with the cleanest fingernails.

Seriously, in America there are more big, curvy girls than there are little girls, and men love us, too.

When a girl feels that she’s perfectly groomed and dressed she can forget that part of her. That’s charm

I am not about fringing, cow girl boots, that kind of Coachella vibe. I just wear something comfortable.

I always liked to chase the girls. Parkinson's stops all that. Now I might have a chance to go to heaven.

I've left Bethlehem, and I feel free. I've left the girl I was supposed to be, and some day I'll be born.

Here's the thing - the accent is cool. It's like a girl with big breasts - they get your attention first.

How can a man marry wisely in his twenties? The girl he's going to wind up wanting hasn't even been born.

I'm a girl who loves fashion. I'm such a Cinderella - I love to put on a great dress and heels. It's fun!

I'm sure I'll feel much more grateful when I find a guy who thinks complex wiring in a girl is a turn-on.

Girls gave sex to get love and boys gave love to get sex and conning girls was the favorite indoor sport.

cause it's a hard life, with love in the world. and i'm a hard girl, loving me is like chewing on pearls.

Boys will be boys and girls will be girls, and if you want it any different you can join a Shubert chorus

Being a mother of two little girls, it was an absolute nightmare for me to teach them about sexual abuse.

I'm a winter girl. I like coming out when things are desolate and everybody's ready to slit their wrists.

I never get the girl. I wind up with a country instead. They said all I was good for was playing Indians.

I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren't.

I met a girl, we ate, we drank, had sex, got married, had affairs, broke up - God, what a night that was!

I don't want to be remembered as the girl who was shot. I want to be remembered as the girl who stood up.

After running for my life from hunters, a girl with too much lip gloss doesn't register on my fear radar.

From day one, I've always been a girly girl. In pre-school I loved driving around in my super Barbie car.

I started out as a farm girl in Iowa, and I dreamed of being an astronaut and an explorer. And I made it.

Here's a tip...If you leave a girl crying you're probably not doing your Don Juan routine right, asshole.

I was the last girl in Larchmont, NY to get married. My mother had a sign up: "Last Girl Before Freeway."

I grew up with three brothers and no sisters. That's the best preparation for politics any girl can have.

A girl's body was a prize. It had to be more than asked for. It had to be earned, worshipped, and avowed.

Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.

When I was a kid, I liked Superman. When I got a little older, I liked Wolverine. And then I found girls.

Fighting battles is like courting girls: those who make the most pretensions and are boldest usually win.

Right Jo better be happy old maids than unhappy wives or unmaidenly girls running about to find husbands.

My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.

The girl in me wanted to slap Lung across his face and yell, "Get your eyes off my sticky buns, ya creep!

You can't fake some of this chemistry, even when you get a guy and a girl and they've got to be together.

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