Every object, every being...is a jar full of delight.

An unfree mind is just like a windmill inside the bell jar!

If it doesn't have siamese twins in a jar, it is not a fair.

I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on my shelf.

Drink from the presence of saints, not from those other jars.

Pickle jars are just pickle jars, and pickles are just pickles.

I find it hilarious when Obama's hand gets caught in the cookie jar

My daughter's tricycle said "Some Assembly Required." It came in a jar.

Sometimes at drive-thrus I go into Winnie the Pooh and ask for a jar of honey.

George Lucas puts those types of characters in for the kids. Same with Jar Jar.

Touch her, and I'll freeze your testicles off and put them in a jar. Understand?

Her name was Maude and she drank whisky all day from a fruit jar under the counter.

We are all jars of clay, fragile and poor, yet we carry within us an immense treasure.

my face I don't mind it, Because I'm behind it-- 'Tis the folks in the front that I jar.

I'm going to move on and do other things. My life isn't going to be about Jar Jar Binks.

He hung up on her. She'd just been hung up on by a disembodied brain in a jar. Fantastic.

Someone once said that under the bell jar of compliance, the only thing that blooms is rage.

My notion of an elegant table is you don't leave the knife sticking out of the mayonnaise jar.

Directing teenage actors is like juggling jars of nitro-glycerine: exhilarating and dangerous.

I collect flickering stars in old pickling jars, poking holes in the lids so they can breathe.

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies.

Like a jar you housed the infinite tenderness, and the infinite oblivion shattered you like a jar.

Nutella. I dig my spoon in and eat it straight out of the jar. I can easily go through one a week.

It is not the being paid money in advance that jars the sensitive artist: it is the having to work.

If I had done everything I'm credited with, I'd be speaking to you from a laboratory jar at Harvard.

On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.

You know what rumors are like-like a jar full of moths. Once they escape, they're all over the place.

Remember that true beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and lipstick tubes

Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.

[I spent] much of my time reminding Matt Groening that I really need to be a head in a jar on Futurama.

When carrying a jar of honey to give to a friend for his birthday, don't stop and eat it along the way.

At a certain point my novels set. They set just as hard as that jam jar. And then I know they are finished.

If America taught me anything, it's that quitting is right up there with pissing in the Girl Scouts' lemonade jar.

Empty?! You took all the cookies!" "They were crying to get out of the jar... Cookies get claustrophobia too, you know!

there is a poetry in making preserves; the housewife has caught duration in the snare of sugar, she has enclosed life in jars.

When the jars of clay remember they are jars of clay, the treasure within gets all the glory, which seems somehow more fitting.

Do not disregard the accumulation of goodness, saying, 'This will come to nothing.' By the gradual falling of raindrops, a jar is filled.

Imagine walking into a grocery there is a jar sitting there with a lid on it saying it's not carbon. That is ridiculous. It's an empty jar.

There are times when the mirth of others only saddens us, especially the mirth of children with high spirits, that jar on our own quiet mood.

Conflict, which rouses up the best and highest powers in some characters, in others not only jars the whole being, but paralyzes the faculties.

If you took a little of Sam Cooke and a little of Little Richard, and poured it in a jar and shook it up and poured it out you would get Otis Redding.

I found out when I did the Oprah Winfrey show that there was a cookie jar of me. So she gave it to me. I had no idea prior to that that it even existed.

A society that feels life is the most precious thing [jars against] a society that prefers death over theft, over loss of pride, over inconvenience, and so much else.

What, Sheamus? Oh no, I can see him...he's pretty pale......What? oh no, he's even whiter than that. He's like a jar of mayonaisse with eyeballs and a ketchup haircut.

One night, in his cups, he drank a jar of wildfire, after telling his friends it would transform him into a dragon, but the gods were kind and it transformed him into a corpse.

It is better to emit a scream in the shape of a theory than to be entirely insensible to the jars and incongruities of life and take everything as it comes in a forlorn stupidity.

We now know that memories are not fixed or frozen, like Proust's jars of preserves in a larder, but are transformed, disassembled, reassembled, and recategorized with every act of recollection.

If a sudden jar can cause me to speak an impatient, unloving word, then I know nothing of Calvary love. For a cup brimful of sweet water cannot spill even one drop of bitter water, however suddenly jolted.

It is quite common to hear high officials in Washington and elsewhere speak of changing the map of the Middle East, as if ancient societies and myriad peoples can be shaken up like so many peanuts in a jar.

The pressure on language to deteriorate does not come merely from below, from the "democratic" lev-elers. It comes also from above, from the fancy jar-gonmongers, idle game players, fashionable coteries for second-rate intellectuals.

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