I had low self-esteem.

I suffered fools so gladly.

I am the assasin of my dreams.

I've suffered from low self-esteem.

So many comics have such low self-esteem.

Though you treat me badly, I love you madly.

The joke that you laid in the bed that was me.

Yes I think I'm okay, walked into the door again.

I suffer the terrible disease of low self-esteem.

If you won't leave me, I'll find someone who will.

No matter how fast I run, I can't get away from me.

Hope you're pleased with the crumbs she throws you.

I can't crawl any further. You never crawled for me.

And she's feeling like her worth is between her legs.

I've had a lot of practice and wrong's what I do best.

I sabotage myself for fear of what my bigness could do.

As you tumble to the ground, pick me up on your way down.

Do me wrong, do me right, tell me lies, but hold me tight.

Why stay with him, he uses you just like a human punching bag?

I admit I'm a fool for you, because your mine, I walk the line.

I don't think I am narcissistic. I think I have low self-esteem.

Look around and you will see this world is full of creeps like me.

I just want you inside, baby, we don't need to talk about promises.

Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-brake on.

I'm sorry to myself, for treating me worse than I would anybody else.

Snot is running down his nose, greasy fingers, smearing shabby clothes.

You know, I'll always be your slave 'til I'm buried, buried in my grave.

All my life I've always been so blue, born to lose, and now I'm losing you.

Mirror that lies, mirror that lies, that can't be me in the gorilla disguise.

I don't need a mirror to see that it's true, cause I'm ugly with a capital U.

I had low self-esteem. I just really wanted attention and love from somebody.

Too much to ask for may leave me feeling lonely. Too little leaves me nothing.

To whom do I owe the first apology? No one's been crueler than I've been to me.

It seems to be a common denominator with a lot of comics, this low self-esteem thing.

My narrators tend to be women with low self-esteem, so I can send them to charm school.

Like everyone, I had low self-esteem, and I wanted to be like the pretty, popular girls.

Now all that's left of me, is what I pretend to be. So together, but so broken up inside.

I've spent most of my life in prison. I was a prisoner of my fear and my low self-esteem.

I don't want to own her, but I can't let her have it both ways. There is one too many of us.

The one that rambles for a million miles, yes, I walk down this road searching for your love.

I'm so afraid to love you, But more afraid to lose. Clinging to a past that doesn't let me chose.

I looked in the mirror at my pigeon chest, I had to put my clothes on cause it made me depressed.

I'll just wait right here for you cause I know your new love won't last. I wound easy, but I heal fast.

I've been looking for a savior in these dirty streets, looking for a savior beneath these dirty sheets.

I don't take compliments very easily. I think most musicians suffer from low self-esteem to some extent.

There's a danger in loving somebody too much, and it's sad when you know it's your heart you can't trust.

Every chance you get you seem to hurt me more and more, but each hurt makes my love stronger than before.

I'm just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime.

You don't have to say you love me, just be close at hand. You don't have to stay for ever, I will understand.

Like most comedians, I have crippling low self-esteem, so I always think that what I've just done is rubbish.

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