In Texas, we cook bacon a little differently than most folks...MACHINE-GUN BACON.

Many large brands are now just marketing machines for what's being made offshore.

The female body is a chthonian machine, indifferent to the spirit who inhabits it.

A neighbour put his budgerigar in the mincing machine and invented shredded tweet.

To know the machine one must know where each part belongs, and what its office is.

If you own a machine, you are in turn owned by it, and spend your time serving it.

That's what Glocks are. High-precision killing machines that scream "Daddy Issues.

We are not thinking machines that feel; rather, we are feeling machines that think.

Before machines the only form of entertainment people really had was relationships.

We think of computers as smart and powerful machines. But your goldfish is smarter.

Playgrounds are essentially machines to induce Newtonian physics on our own bodies.

Luckily, voting machines register only 'yes' or 'no,' not 'yes, but I hate myself'.

Because the machine will try to grind you into dust anyway, whether or not we speak.

I am turned into a sort of machine for observing facts and grinding out conclusions.

Unlike an inexorable, Newtonian "great machine", the economy is not a closed system.

A poem is really a kind of machine for producing the poetic state by means of words.

My first move as the manager of the machine shop was to introduce standardized work.

I want the humans to be able to hold their own against the strength of the machines.

We spend more time working for our labor-saving machines than they do working for us.

Human beings were behaving as human beings and not as cogs in the capitalist machine.

As machines get to be more and more like men, men will come to be more like machines.

The thing about 'Soft Machine' and me was that I never considered another profession.

The universe is just a big Xerox machine. It simply produces copies of your thoughts.

In the Machine Age, the company itself became a machine - a machine for making money.

I started with the organ and drums, and I later got into drum machines as a teenager.

Meryl Streep is an acting machine in the same sense that a shark is a killing machine.

It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.

Washington is an incumbent protection machine. Technology is fundamentally disruptive.

Be kind to me, or treat me mean I'll make the most of it, I'm an extraordinary machine

First you use machines, then you wear machines, and then ...? Then you serve machines.

My car and my adding machine understand nothing: they are not in that line of business

Man will never be enslaved by machinery if the man tending the machine be paid enough.

On the contrary, woman is the best equipped fighting machine that ever went to battle.

You don't want to be too hot in the club. And ambience is important - no fog machines.

It will not be a world of man versus machine. It will be a world of man plus machines.

Visual cortex is fundamentally a machine whose job is to generate a model of the world.

Donald Trump's fought maybe the greatest political machine in the history of the world.

It was eerie. I saw myself in that machine. I never thought my work would come to this.

Who said time machines haven't been built yet? They already exist. They're called books

My airplanes are necessary machines, as necessary to this business as our meat slicers.

I like to think about machines and technology in relation to landscape and architecture.

I report as a machine; I write as a person. That clear dichotomy softens the transition.

Vacuuming is great. I do the laundry. I love washing machines. I'm the maid in my house.

The American belief machine apparently has a fail-safe component. Nothing shuts it down.

Facebook in particular is the most appalling spying machine that has ever been invented.

God is not a slot machine. We don't go to God to get something; we go to give something.

The machine unmakes the man. Now that the machine is so perfect, the engineer is nobody.

In Hell all the messages you ever left on answering machines will be played back to you.

An idea, like a machine, must have power applied to it before it can accomplish anything.

One simply turns to the ideological vending machine, and out comes the prepared formulae.

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