This collection holds 756 miserable quotes, drawn from writers, leaders, artists and thinkers across the QuoteForever archive. The most quoted voices here are Woody Allen, Wayne Dyer and Baltasar Gracian.

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Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. - Woody Allen

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it's ... - Wayne Dyer

Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it's always your choice.

Always leave something to wish for; otherwise you will be miserable ... - Baltasar Gracian

Always leave something to wish for; otherwise you will be miserable from your very happiness.

The miserable are sacred.

I was miserable as a kid.

I think, life is miserable.

I get miserable if I don't eat.

Now he's miserable and depressed.

Miserable people tend to act out.

We work too hard to be miserable.

Misery is wasted on the miserable.

Life is too short to be miserable.

I was sort of a miserable teenager.

Oh, darling, I've been so miserable.

I am malicious because I am miserable

Famous, adj.: Conspicuously miserable.

What is more miserable than discontent?

Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.

A man's as miserable as he thinks he is.

I am as miserable as anyone - sometimes.

I knew that poets seemed to be miserable.

People also smile when they are miserable.

Nothing is miserable unless you think it so.

Acquisition means life to miserable mortals.

To be weak is miserable, Doing or suffering.

I'm not miserable, but I can't not be angry.

A happy fart never comes from a miserable ass.

Without literature my life would be miserable.

When I'm training hard, the diet is miserable.

We can never flee the misery that is within us.

Smart people, often times, are miserable people.

Why attack God? He may be as miserable as we are.

I had a mink, and I had money and I was miserable.

Audiences like their blues singers to be miserable.

I chant to save my miserable ass. That's what I do.

You can't always look at life as a miserable thing.

I just think Radiohead are f-in' miserable bastards.

I know people who are wealthy and they're miserable.

As miserable as life may be I hold it pretty precious

Man is only miserable so far as he thinks himself so.

You cannot have a happy ending to a miserable journey.

O life! An age to the miserable, a moment to the happy.

No thoroughly occupied man was ever yet very miserable.

I've rarely met a miserable, self-pitying blind person.

Man's grandeur is that he knows himself to be miserable.

I’d rather be happy and odd than miserable and ordinary.

I'd rather be weird and happy than normal and miserable.

I don't like black. You wear black when you're miserable.

If Germans are happy it means everyone else is miserable.

I'd rather be rich and miserable than poor and miserable.

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