My mom is a public school teacher and works with third grade students.

You are your child's keeper until she's mature enough to keep herself.

My mom is my hero, and I wouldn't be the woman I am today without her.

My dad is a Deadhead, my mom's a Jewish-American princess from Jersey.

My sisters and mom raised me to respect women and open doors for them.

I cannot tell you how much I owe to the solemn word of my good mother.

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother.

My mom can still slap me silly and my dad still threatens to ground me.

Becoming a mom made me more contentious about expressing my true taste.

My mom always used to say, "You'll be a better kid if you just listen."

She knows how to hang on to my money. I wish her mom were the same way.

My mom will make me walk the dogs or take out the trash when I go home.

Cat, you ruined mom's dress!" "Honey, it was ruined when she bought it.

Well, my mom was an Olympian, so we have some good genes on that front.

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first.

The hardest thing for me is planning ahead. My mom was brilliant at it.

If my mom reads that I'm grammatically incorrect I'll have hell to pay.

My dad also plays a little banjo and guitar, my mom plays the mandolin.

I tell my kids, 'I am thinking about you every other minute of my day.'

I've always been the long-term relationship, go-home-and-meet-mom girl.

Culture, when it comes to food, is of course a fancy word for your mom.

I know my children will never have to say, 'Mom died of ovarian cancer.'

Maybe mom is my alter ego and the woman I'm able to be when I'm working.

When I came out of my mom's womb, I had 'sitcom' stamped on my forehead.

My dad's an architect and my mom owned a French bakery for twelve years.

I used to do skits for my mom... and I was always entertaining as a kid.

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones.

There is nothing in the world of art like the songs mother used to sing.

I think I would make a lousy stay-at-home mom. It just wouldn't suit me.

Okay, using the dreaded middle name is not the best way to forge a bond.

My mom grew up in Kansas, my dad in Indiana. They had boring childhoods.

My mom brought me up to believe that my talent is a gift and a blessing.

Our mothers always remain the strangest, craziest people we've ever met.

As my mom always said, 'You'd rather have smile lines than frown lines.'

I became a mom at 37 and having a child has been an emancipation for me.

My mom always said that there would be haters. Not everyone can love ya.

Always it gave me a pang that my children had no lawful claim to a name.

If my mom reads that I'm grammatically incorrect, I'll have hell to pay.

Funny, how moms can tell you what to do no matter how old or big you are.

My sisters and my mom, those people help me get through every single day.

My mom used to tell me: It's not what you weigh; it's what you look like.

My mom and my dad are ebullient people, and I think I carry that with me.

If I lived alone, Mom'd never sleep because she wouldn't know I was okay.

Never being number one in your list of priorities and not minding at all.

Problems reconciling mom and the wife are difficult in the best of times.

My Mom always cooked healthy. Greek food lends itself to cooking healthy.

My mom always said, 'Don't date a guy who thinks he's prettier than you.'

I'm a Mommy's Girl - the strongest influence in my young life was my mom.

I'm all right, not as good as my mom is. Maybe because I don't have kids.

If you would ask my mom what books I liked growing up, I liked Dr. Seuss.

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