In the world of mules there are no rules.

You can't run a mule in the Kentucky Derby.

There's no education in the second kick of a mule

I would have beaten Bloomberg like a rented mule.

Mules and human jackasses are proverbially stubborn.

I'm just a mule with blinders on, I can't help myself.

Harness mules and oxen, but give a horse a chance to run.

Everybody's old enough for a beer, ain't that right, Mule?

A mule has neither pride of ancestry nor hope of posterity.

There is nothing to be learned from the second kick of a mule.

God gave me the stubbornness of a mule and a fairly keen scent.

She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin.

Rand al'Thor is a mule-headed, stone-willed fool of a...a...a man!

There's nothing like a pack of mules to give one a sense of entourage.

In Tennessee where I grew up, there were animals, farms, wagons, mules.

One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool

Alexander the Great and his mule driver both died and the same thing happened to both.

If you don't have my army supplied, and keep it supplied, we'll eat your mules up, sir.

I've been trying to get Mr. Finchem to lengthen 5 and 7 and 14 and 18 - and he's being a mule.

Horses and mules, and even sail cars, made more rapid progress than did the earliest locomotive.

A mule will labor ten years willingly and patiently for you, for the privilege of kicking you once.

I have opinions on everything. I'm a stubborn old mule. The biggest problem is keeping my mouth shut.

Personally, I think the best motto for an educational establishment is: 'Or Would You Rather Be a Mule?'

I don't know how you persist in being so stubborn-" "It's a superpower. I was bitten by a radioactive mule.

Just swerve Golovkin like the plague. He punches like a mule. I don't need to be in with him. Dangerous fight.

I love clothes, and yes, we go out, but it's not like I'm walking around all day in a negligee with fluffy mules.

Performing on a stool, we've got a sight to make you drool, seven virgins and a mule, keep it cool, keep it cool.

The National Park Service shot a mule in the face. He survived but had trouble swallowing and often food came out of his nose.

I grew up like a lot of country boys and girls do - amongst the pine trees, dirt roads, farms, mules and people who were real.

He who has not an adventure has not horse or mule, so says Solomon.--Who is too adventurous, said Echephron,--loses horse and mule.

Do you want me to ride you like a rented mule, or do you prefer to be Mr. Missionary Position? I'm fine with wither, so it doesn't matter to me.

I used to go to the stables and fool with the mules. My mother lived in constant fear that I might be brought home with a hoof print on my stomach.

The shelf was filled with books that were hard to read, that could devastate and remake one's soul, and that, when they were finished, had a kick like a mule.

God has given me a mule-like stubbornness to stick with a difficult problem and the intuitive powers to conceptualize complex hypothetical situations in my mind.

I hate mules. I hate the noise when someone walks with mules. Clomp, clomp, clomp. I think it's very not chic. I don't even like a flip-flop. I don't like this noise.

My great-grandfather was a coal miner, who worked in Pennsylvania mines when carts were pulled by mules and mines were lit by candles. Mining was very dangerous work then.

When people are too comfortable, it is not possible to restrain them within the bounds of their duty? They may be compared to mules who, being accustomed to burdens, are spoilt by rest rather than labour.

My biggest fear in life is living Nativity scenes. I hide in cars and drive around looking at them. Something about it is really scary to me. What parent would put their child in there with mules and camels and straw?

While I was writing the songs for 'Fuzz Universe,' I was immersing myself in Bulgarian Female Choir music, Baroque lute and violin pieces, Johnny Cash songs about trains, cows, mules, and mining coal, the Bee Gees, and Ronnie James Dio.

Central African farmers don't have any animal power because sleeping sickness kills all the animals - cattle, the horses, the burros and the mules. So draft animals don't exist, and farming is all by hand, and the hand tools are hoes and machetes.

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