I started mixing my real life stories into my stand-up, and on stage it's much more powerful.

But I'm trying to play into this role as much as possible and be a nicer person in real life.

I like to read away as much of the afternoon as possible, until real life rears its ugly head.

The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty.

I'd like to think there'll be too much of real life going on for me to want to do much acting.

My wife was a Bond girl, in Diamonds Are Forever, so I play James Bond in real life every day.

I just don't think that a lot of the time the messages we send kids prepare them for real life.

My life. The life I'm living that's where all my inspiration comes from. Real life experiences.

Usually I do everything reverse. I practice something in movies and then I try it in real life.

When I emerge from filming I feel slightly out of synch with real life, but it's also a relief.

Towards the end, one of them [children in "The White Queen"] was older than I was in real life.

You have to remember we're just performers, that we seldom have any kind of grasp on real life.

Zach Woods loves to go jet-skiing. That's a real thing in his real life. He's obsessed with it.

If everyone really knew what a jerk I am in real life, I wouldn't be so adored in the slightest.

I guess I get enough real life, in real life, so that's why I like things that are more extreme.

I've started to fall for New Orleans recently. There's real life there, if you know what I mean.

I would only ever be involved in a reality show that was about real life and had lots of action.

In real life, there are names that surprise us because they don't seem to suit the person at all.

I don't want real life necessarily to be seen only as a context to heighten the deepness my work.

If you're a novelist, as I am in real life, you're usually so desperate for any kind of feedback.

I'm drawn to people who find themselves on the outside of things. I'm moved by that in real life.

I don't think there is anything magical about the language of flowers in real life or in my book.

I mostly don't submit to talking about my work because I would like another talk about real life.

I feel a kind of permission and freedom in my work that I might not allow myself in my real life.

I love it if comedy reflects real life because to me it's more reassuring that we'll get through.

I think if actors don't think of themselves as funny in real life they think they can't do comedy.

Actors rarely stay in touch with directors after they've filmed together. We go back to real life.

I once had someone say to me in an interview, 'You are more ugly on the screen than in real life.'

I like writing because you can make things happen and turn out the way they never do in real life.

I wouldn't be face-washing anyone in real life. I'd be skating to the bench real fast to get away.

I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh.

I think, like, in real life, I'm actually quiet, and I mumble a lot. But that's not very lucrative.

It may be very difficult to keep the virtues of purity, passion, and sacrifice of love in real life.

I suppose that's why we watch dramas: to see the stuff that in real life you'd end up in prison for.

The Tracy Morgan you see is the Tracy Morgan in real life. He's a great guy but... man, is he a nut.

You know what's better than building things up in your imagination? Building things up in real life.

If you read scripts, you would see people rarely speak like that in real life, in complete sentences.

I'm actually an evil bastard in real life. Fark allows me to vent weirdness. Thank god for that, too.

You have to experience real life before you can understand what it means to really worship. That's it.

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you; they make you perfect. It's not real life.

Well, I think that people are smart enough to understand the difference between a movie and real life.

In real life, I'm not super-posh but if that's the stereotype, I really don't care. It could be worse.

Concerts every night, autograph signings, endorsements, and so on. That's not what real life is about.

I wouldn't want to be reincarnated as a butler. I couldn't for the life of me do the job in real life.

It occured to me the other day that I've made out with more people on camera than I have in real life!

I think safely experiencing fear by watching a horror movie makes real life a little less frightening.

I don't want to live my life in a five-star hotel. That's not real life to me. You can't appreciate it.

I'm terribly bad at lying in real life. I flush, look away, do the scratching of the nose, or whatever.

I've played so many jobs where I'm fearless, but it's far from me. I wish I were like that in real life.

In real life, I tend to yell at people a lot. Not because I'm bossy or mean, but because I'm frustrated.

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