If you laugh with somebody, then you know you share something.

Diplomacy, n. is the art of letting somebody else have your way.

Things don't turn up in this world until somebody turns them up.

To convert somebody go and take them by the hand and guide them.

I just want to be like a good example to somebody in the future.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

You hit somebody with your fist and not with your fingers spread.

Do something for somebody everyday for which you do not get paid.

What nicer thing can you do for somebody than make them breakfast?

About the time we can make the ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

If you can fart in front of somebody, you know that they love you.

Folks don't like to have somebody around knowing more than they do.

Somebody may beat me, but they are going to have to bleed to do it.

It's better to use a curse word than to hurt somebody else, I find.

You're not going to scare me into being somebody I don't want to be.

You stuff somebody into the American dream, and it becomes a prison.

The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them.

There is something curiously boring about somebody else's happiness.

Play fair. Don't hit people. Say you're sorry when you hurt somebody.

This is a revolution, damnit! We're going to have to offend somebody!

Somebody once said I had a face for radio and a voice for newspapers.

If you really want to get along with somebody, let them be themselves.

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.

I smile too much to be in a gang. I don't got that 'hit somebody' vibe.

I am who I am. I can't pretend to be somebody who makes $25,000 a year.

The only use for an atomic bomb is to keep somebody else from using one.

For me, a fragrance is another way of leaving an impression on somebody.

The more time you spend with somebody, the more your relationship grows.

I don't want to use my creative energy on somebody else's user interface.

We all Tinder in life. We all look at somebody and go: 'OK, swipe right.'

An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have.

If you're not going to offend somebody you don't need the First Amendment.

If you keep making jokes like that, somebody is going to shoot you, father.

It's never guaranteed for somebody to be successful. It just really be God.

Everybody always going to sound like somebody. You got to separate yourself.

We grow a little every time we do not take advantage of somebody's weakness.

If you want to learn and to become somebody, you must sacrifice some things.

I got taught respect because if not, somebody's gonna make you respect them.

A good country song takes a page out of somebody's life and puts it to music.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.

I told my boys this: Somebody gotta be better than Michael Jordan. Why not you?

News is what somebody somewhere wants to suppress; all the rest is advertising.

All kids need is a little help, a little hope and somebody who believes in them.

If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.

If somebody is gracious enough to give me a second chance, I won't need a third.

You can always tell about somebody by the way they put their hands on an animal.

But I think it's intoxicating when somebody is so unapologetically who they are.

You don't have to use aggression to squash somebody. You have to use your brain.

I can do lightning mathematics quicker than somebody can do them on a calculator.

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