Quotes by Diane Morgan - Page 1

My neutral accent is Bolton.
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Neutral
Accent
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Sitcoms are usually sweet with no viciousness.
Diane Morgan /
Sweet
Sitcoms
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I'm from a long line of really negative people.
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Negative
Line
Long Line
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I don't want to play a copper. I couldn't do it.
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Copper
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You can get an interview that goes smoothly at any time.
Diane Morgan /
Interview
Smoothly
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While other kids were into New Kids on the Block, I was into Harold Lloyd and Stan Laurel.
Diane Morgan /
Block
Harold
Laurel
Other Kids
Stan
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I'm generally not interested in Shakespeare or 'Broadchurch'. I only want to make people laugh, really.
Diane Morgan /
Not Interested
Shakespeare
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So I was thinking I go to America. I think that would work, conquering America. Because they're so upbeat and positive and polite.
Diane Morgan /
Upbeat
Conquering
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I've only written stand-up and sketch before, so writing something long-form on my own is proving quite difficult. But I'm enjoying it as well.
Diane Morgan /
Enjoying
Proving
Sketch
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I've always wanted to do a sketch show. And they've sort of gone out of fashion for a bit, or they've just stopped doing them for whatever reason.
Diane Morgan /
Sketch
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I don't want to do many panel shows. I'm a comic actor, not a comedian. There would be something wrong in Steve Coogan or Julia Davis doing panel shows all the time.
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Comedian
Comic
Julia
Davis
Time Doing Something
Panel
Steve
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I want to play oddballs. I want to play weirdos. There's not enough weird. Everything just seems a bit mainstream to me, and I long for anything that's a bit unusual.
Diane Morgan /
Unusual
Weirdos
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People get so heated about it and can't see the funny side, I think. And plus, everything's been said. It must be really difficult to come up with new jokes about Brexit.
Diane Morgan /
Funny
Difficult
Plus
Said
Come
Side
Brexit
Heated
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I've always wanted to make people laugh. It's been my only ambition, ever since my dad introduced me to the genius of the great comedians: Tony Hancock, Woody Allen, people like that.
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Woody
Great Dad Always
Great Dad Me
Allen
Comedians
Introduced
Tony
Woody Allen
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The interviews themselves last a couple of hours and are cut down, so you can take your time lulling someone into a false sense of security before you hit them with the really weird questions.
Diane Morgan /
False
False Sense
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I'm happy doing what I'm doing. I do think, though, there were great comic actors like Thora Hird and Max Wall who only got taken seriously when they did straight roles at the end of their careers.
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Careers
Comic
Max
Taken
Wall
Seriously
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I think some people can't understand why you wouldn't want kids but I can't see any advantages at all. We're overpopulated as it is. Plus, I hate thinking the only reason I'm here is to pop out a kid or two. I'd rather leave something else behind.
Diane Morgan /
Plus
Advantages
Some People
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When I was at drama school, people weren't taking pictures of themselves every five minutes. So I didn't realise how I looked. It was only when people started taking pictures of themselves that I looked at myself and thought: 'Oh my God, I look really miserable.' Even when I'm happy I look sad.
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Miserable
Drama School
Oh My God
Realise
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