Quotes of All Topics . Occasions . Authors
I've never been a great cook.
I'm a typical California boy.
You can if you think you can.
Knock the 't' off the 'can't'
Mark Twain cannot be defined.
Everything changes every day.
Funny is when you're serious.
I love that country [Israel].
I've always been a proud man.
I get pretty grumpy about TV.
The bad boy: always more fun.
No one knows what women want!
Dancing is a beautiful thing.
My motto is: more good times.
I write music. I'm in a band.
I don't really have any apps!
I'm better looking in person.
High risk is high adrenaline.
Movies are like magic tricks.
I'm not real good at romance.
Mania is a wonderful feeling.
I sing a bit and play guitar.
Please leave the window open.
I guess maybe I'm idealistic.
I don't throw things or yell.
I'm not an instinctive actor.
Litigation solves everything.
I was obsessed with Nintendo.
Gratitude is the root of joy.
I'm a private kind of person.
I like to shoot from the hip.
My instincts are not comedic.
Death is not my best subject.
I was always the class clown.
I'm just a foul-mouthed Brit.
'X-Men: First Class' was fun.
I'm very scary. I'm a menace.
I find drinking really helps.
Life's all about perceptions.
I can live without fast food.
My sister's an actor as well.
If God's in me, he's a tumor.
I got sober at age forty-two.
Comparison leads to violence.
My default state is wariness.
I put on muscle really quick.
Short films don't go too far.
I'm a huge Steven Martin fan.
Chris Guest movies are funny.
I went through a lazy period.