I am so excited to be an aunt.

Maybe I'll just be a good aunt.

I lost my aunt to breast cancer.

My aunts still try to fatten me up.

Dad's mother and aunt were actresses.

My aunt and uncle are clearly civilians.

We died like aunts of pets or foreigners.

And if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.

The Middle East is hopeful. There's hope there.

I have always maintained the importance of Aunts

I want to be the coolest aunt in the entire world.

American journalism's crazy old aunt in the attic.

I make a bad mom, but I can pull off a crazy aunt.

It's Charley's Aunt and The Odd Couple rolled into one.

I'd rather be the cool aunt than the authoritative aunt.

I always enjoyed acting. My aunt was actually an actress.

My aunt played the piano and I used to sit and listen to it.

We are a society dying, said Aunt Lydia, of too much choice.

When I was a kid, my aunt snuck us into see 'Boyz n the Hood.'

They are not royal. They just happen to have me as their aunt.

I'll admit, I like to be the aunt who spoils my nephews rotten.

My aunt, who plays the role of my mother now, she got her Ph.D.

My mother wasn't strong like my aunt. She was just very passive.

Beyonce has set the tone as an aunt. I've set the tone as a mom.

Catherine Keener is everyone's dream sister slash mom slash aunt.

The best aunts aren't substitute parents, they're co-conspirators.

Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a beard, she'd be your uncle.

Aunts are discreet, a little shy / By instinct. They forbear to pry.

Religion put claws on Aunt Sally and gave her a post to whet them on.

Cuddling was for great aunts and teddy bears. Cuddling gave him cramp.

If I'm not the best aunt in America, then I don't know what's going on.

Compulsory reading for anyone who has a pig, an aunt or a sense of humor.

I was inspired to make music since I was 7 because my aunt is a songwriter.

Our house was always full of grandparents and aunts and uncles and cousins.

I didn't want to be the aunt where you come over and can't sit on the sofa.

Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.

This is getting ugly.” – Abigail “Like my great-aunt’s underpants.” – Sundown

My children are not royal; they just happen to have the Queen for their aunt.

Even that crazy lunatic, my aunt the Empress, wa absolutely sweet and charming.

A man with a hump-backed uncle mustn't make fun of another man's cross-eyed aunt

Unless I have my aunt or my boyfriend to take care of me, I'm a little pathetic.

One must not judge other cultures by the standars of one's one,' said Aunt Hilda

Why, dear boy, we don't send wizards to Azkaban just for blowing up their aunts.

My Aunt Marion used to always tell me 'a touch of sun adds an air of intrigue...'

I grew up in the kitchen, mostly with my grandfather, my mother and my aunt Raffy.

I have six siblings but grew up an only child. I was adopted by my aunt and uncle.

Every man should have aunts. They illustrate the triumph of guess work over logic.

My Aunt Marsha ruled the family with a rod of iron. She was one wicked, mean woman.

Visit your Aunt, but not every Day; and call at your Brother's, but not every night.

Classical music has become rarefied, like a maiden aunt that nobody wants to talk to.

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