Compared to Imelda Marcos, Marie Antoinette was a bag lady.

Catching flies is better training than hitting the speed bag

People who have achieved a public voice find it a mixed bag.

Look at your eyes. You've got bigger bags than Louis Vuitton.

Living fast where it's all about the money bags? Never front.

An It bag is an It bag, only if you’re unlikely to possess it.

I don't use a wallet. My money is just free-flowing in my bag.

On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he's now my golf bag.

Why stay with him, he uses you just like a human punching bag?

One time, I was so hungry, I ate the beans in a bean bag chair.

And into the brown paper bag of my heart, Eddy slipped a smile.

Your fuselage shouldn't open more easily than your pretzel bag.

I don't get much sleep, so I have really bad bags under my eyes.

Father' is such an arbitary word. Douche bag, on the other hand.

You could pack for a trip to Europe with the bags under my eyes!

I still don't want to be put in the feminist bag. I'm a humanist.

What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant.

I love bags, and little bags within bags. Everything is contained.

The most important piece of equipment in your bag is your attitude

I'm wearing a garbage bag. I was put on my own worst-dressed list.

My definition of a redundancy is an air-bag in a politician's car.

A woman can carry a bag, but it is the shoe that carries the woman.

Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?

The man's got more money than God, and he sends you a bag of coffee?

I do shadow boxing and use a heavy bag, but I don't spar with anyone.

I am the despair of my accountant; I am the plastic bags of receipts.

A kind word is no substitute for a piece of herring or a bag of oats.

Music always hits me when I'm driving so I keep a recorder in my bag.

If I'm traveling, I'll pack socks in my bag - really cute furry ones.

A bag of bones can slip through small cracks in a crowd effortlessly.

My idea of a meal, if I was hungry, was to open a bag of potato chips.

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness.

Don't eat a mushroom stem and see colors, eat the whole bag and see GOD

Once you duct-tape a Ziploc bag to a man's chest, there's no going back.

I'm very hard on my bags because I tend to carry a lot of stuff with me.

CSNY is a little like putting seven pounds of stuff in a three pound bag.

Buy a nickel bag, smoke a little lye, get high tonight, get high tonight.

A little superstition is a good thing to keep in one's bag of precautions.

Everybody kind of always bags on me because I use the word 'awesome' a lot.

I've eaten a bag of Green apples. Boarded the train, there's no getting off

I travel light in general and I don't think I have ever had to check a bag.

I have nothing to declare but my genius, and this four-kilo bag of cocaine.

The only thing you should force in a golf swing is the club back in the bag.

I'm a dirt bag rock and roller. I want to represent that before anything else

How you going to stop me, cupcake? Hit me with your book bag?" "If I have to.

Ive always loved when girls carry their wallets as a clutch instead of a bag.

Personally, I think tying garbage bags around your head and hands is overkill.

It would be a sad situation if the bag was better than the meat wrapped in it.

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai.

Cut down on your use of plastic shopping bags because many end up in the ocean.

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