Christmas is joy, religious joy, an inner joy of light and peace.

In suggesting gifts: Money is appropriate, and one size fits all.

the joy that you give to others is the joy that comes back to you

Christmas is best pondered, not with logic, but with imagination.

Christmas coming means one thing for comedians: office party gigs!

A merry Christmas to everybody! A happy New Year to all the world!

My Christmases have always just been very simple and about family.

A Christmas Carol is such a fool-proof story you can't louse it up.

On the whole, I prefer Christmas as an adult than I did as a child.

Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?

At Christmas our house is like a Donnie and Marie Christmas Special.

I'd like to do a Christmas album. I've never done a Christmas album.

Christmas is a mood, a quality, a symbol. It is never merely a fact.

Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas.

The Christmas bells from hill to hill Answer each other in the mist.

I was a postman one Christmas and I developed a morbid fear of dogs.

I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.

Fortunately, like all good things, Christmas Day does come to an end.

Christmas makes me happy no matter what time of year it comes around.

Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies!

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, just like the ones I used to know.

I don't care about Christmas, we are going to train on Christmas Day.

My sister-in-law found a real surprise in her stockings - my brother.

There are very few people who have done more than one Christmas album.

I get a little behind during Lent, but it comes out even at Christmas.

He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.

My wife wants something foreign for Christmas - like a Mexican divorce.

My son asked for very little - a kickstand, with a motorcycle attached.

Christmas is a bridge. We need bridges as the river of time flows past.

The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear!

As popular as Christmas is, it would be even bigger if it had vampires.

I love writing Christmas stories, especially of the historical variety.

I bought an ideal gift for my mother-in-law - a battery-operated mouth.

Farmers' markets are one of my favourite sources for Christmas goodies.

Christmas is a great time to recommit to each other and our communities.

Christmas cards ... are technically only junk mail from people you know.

A Christmas tree--the perfect gift for a guy. The plant is already dead.

Christmas is, of course, the time to be home - in heart as well as body.

I don't know what to say, except it's Christmas and we're all in misery.

Windows are as essential to office prestige as Christmas is to retailing.

Christmas is a box of tree ornaments that have become part of the family.

A lot of Christmas episodes of comedies are comedies trying to be dramas.

We need a Savior. Christmas is an indictment before it becomes a delight.

For children, Christmas is anticipation. For adults, Christmas is memory.

To understand this Christmas record, you have to understand our ministry.

I wanted an electric train for Christmas but I got the saxophone instead.

When I was 11, I made truffle risotto for my family for Christmas dinner.

I grew up with a Christmas tree, I'm going to stay with a Christmas tree.

Only in souls the Christ is brought to birth, And there He lives and dies.

I just think Christmas is a time to embrace all the naughty little things.

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