I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.

Christmas may not bring a single thing; still, it gives me a song to sing.

I think 'Elf' is funny, with Will Ferrell. That's a great Christmas movie.

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.

The ideal Christmas gift is money, but the trouble is you can't charge it.

I hate Christmas, really. I don't really give presents away or expect any.

Pets, like their owners, tend to expand a little over the Christmas period.

Growing up, my earliest memories are listening to Sinatra Christmas albums.

I loved 'White Christmas' for the music aspect. I was into musical theater.

Every Christmas Eve, the elves will come and give us a new pair of pajamas.

There's something about a Christmas sweater that will always make me laugh.

Christmas day is the children's, but the holidays are youth's dancing-time.

At Christmas play and make good cheer, for Christmas comes but once a year.

I love Halloween. I love Thanksgiving. I love Christmas. I love New Year's.

Being half Jewish, we grew up with Christmas trees but had Jewish ornaments.

Memories, important yesterdays, were once todays. Treasure and notice today.

One thing I love about Christmas music is that it has a tradition of warmth.

Sometimes the best Christmas present is remembering what you've already got.

But the Promise showed their wildest dreams had simply not been wild enough.

Here comes Santa Claus! Here comes Santa Claus! Right down Santa Claus Lane!

No matter where I am in the world, I will always be back home for Christmas.

Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.

The greatest thing is not to believe in Santa Claus; it is to be Santa Claus.

Christmas will always be as long as we stand heart to heart and hand in hand.

I've never had a cold Christmas, as I always spend it back home in Australia.

The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value

My grandson sees me as Lois on TV every Christmas, and that scores me points.

I'd rather do community service than sit and write a load of Christmas cards.

One must know not just how to accept a gift, but with what grace to share it.

A Christmas gambol oft could cheer The poor man's heart through half the year.

Christmas day is a day of joy and charity. May God make you very rich in both.

Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money.

The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value.

I'm not going to put out a Christmas CD until it's coming out of me naturally.

A simplified Christmas isn't about circumstances as much as it is about focus.

Pray, dear madam, another glass; it is Christmas time, it will do you no harm.

My early business ventures included growing Christmas trees and breeding birds.

There are a lot of things money can't buy. Not one of them is on my son's list.

I hate feeling full, so Christmas is about the only time I really stuff myself.

Frank Capra's grandson was a second Assistant Director on 'Christmas Vacation.'

What I love about Christmas music is it stays around every year and comes back.

Rejoice, that the immortal God is born, so that mortal men may live in eternity.

I've got a quad copter on my Christmas list, as I suspect quite a few people do.

If we discount the account of creation, we remove the significance of Christmas.

O Christmas Sun! What holy task is thine! To fold a world in the embrace of God!

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.

Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.

Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.

Its easier to feel a little more spiritual with a couple of bucks in your pocket.

O come all ye faithful, Joyful and triumphant, O come ye, O come ye to Bethlehem.

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