My dear old dog, most constant of all friends.

Nobody's going to get a hot dog at my concert!

Every time I go near the stove, the dog howls.

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

The dog won't bite if you beat Him with a bone

It is a fool of a shepherd who culls his dogs.

But was there ever dog that praised his fleas?

Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.

PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air.

Little dogs start the Hare, the great get her.

I have a second dog, too, mainly for security.

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.

It's painful to listen to the barking of dogs.

I like dogs, but I have more respect for cats.

A dog trusts deeply and so is easily betrayed.

If you want a friend in Washington, buy a dog.

Ain't nobody's business, if I bark like a dog.

He that lies with the dogs, riseth with fleas.

Death inspires me like a dog inspires a rabbit.

I spent all night feeding the homeless to dogs.

The more I know people, the more I love my dog.

The more I know about men the more I like dogs.

I have days when I just feel I look like a dog.

What was the name of that dog on "Rin Tin Tin"?

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

What was the name of that dog on 'Rin Tin Tin'?

The dog lives here, Pete. You're just visiting.

Yeah, dog was this man's best friend, for sure.

Let sleeping dogs lie — who wants to rouse 'em?

Dogs make good pets because they are very loyal

The dog knows, but does not know that he knows.

No means everything to a dog, nothing to a cat.

He has every attribute of a dog except loyalty.

One of my dogs is in the movie Beethoven's 2nd.

You can't get a friend more loyal than your dog.

Dogs are the broccaflower of the animal kingdom.

When you feel lousy, puppy therapy is indicated.

Jealousy is a dog's bark which attracts thieves.

Dogs do not grasp the concept of house cleaning.

It is a poor dog that is not worth the whistling

A grateful dog is better than an ungrateful man.

The dog is a peasant and the cat is a gentleman.

Only a dog would lick a finger pointed in anger.

Who thinks you're as fantastic as your dog does?

Weak dogs become bones for other, stronger dogs.

Even a blind dog can find a bone every so often.

Hell, the truth is that I was named after a dog!

The more I see of men, the better I like my dog.

Gangster is the truest friend I can ever ask for.

Nobody, I mean nobody, puts ketchup on a hot dog.

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