The foolhardy are not necessarily stupid, for fools simply follow their imagination whereas the stupid have none.

Yes, I know that you feel you are not strong enough. That's what the enemy thinks too. But we're gonna fool them.

Women are like pictures: of no value in the hands of a fool till he hears men of sense bid high for the purchase.

I'm not trying to frighten you, but only a fool makes predictions based on ignorance; I am not that sort of fool.

When golden moments come, when God enables one really to pray without words, who but a fool would reject the gift?

Seek but provision of bread and wine, fools to flatter, and clothing fine; and nothing of God shall ever be thine.

You have heretofore found out, by my teachings, that man is a fool; you are now aware that woman is a damned fool.

It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son - and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.

I have learned that any fool can write a bad ad, but that it takes a real genius to keep his hands off a good one.

It's impossible to work under conditions where they confused negativity with objectivity. You can't fool the fans.

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.

Whatever spiteful fools may say, Each jealous ranting yelper, No woman ever went astray, Without a man to help her

My Son, these maxims make a rule An lump them ay thegither: The Rigid Righteous is a fool, The Rigid Wise anither.

For a long time, I thought that I was an enlightened parent by virtue of being an enlightened person. What a fool.

Anyone who says they're not afraid at the time of a hurricane is either a fool or a liar, or a little bit of both.

The cleverest character in comedy is the clown, for he who would make people take him for a fool, must not be one.

My whole deal when I do accents or dialects is I gotta fool the locals. If I fool the locals then I've done my job.

Who would find out that I am a natural fool if I kept always cool and never let nature come to the surface? Nobody.

Fool that I was, upon my eagle's wings I bore this wren, till I was tired with soaring, and now he mounts above me.

Making a fool out of yourself and putting it on the Internet is one of the best bonding experiences you could have.

A diamond was laying in the street covered with dirt. Many fools passed by. Someone who knew diamonds picked it up.

Profanity is the parlance of the fool. Why curse when there is such a magnificent language with which to discourse?

You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.

I hate old people, I hate children. I think any celebrity that adopts a child from a third world country is a fool.

A rich man without charity is a rogue; and perhaps it would be no difficult matter to prove that he is also a fool.

Never, ever, ever wear anything you are uncomfortable in. Because that is what you'll project: 'I look like a fool.'

I went on the 'Letterman' show the first time to plug something, and then I came back as the Fool, the court jester.

Only a fool would refuse to enter a fool's paradise when that's the only paradise he'll ever have a chance to enter.

--nor had I understood til then how the shameless vanity of utter fools can so strongly determine the fate of others

The crazy thing about it is she'd take him back, but the fool in him that walked out is the fool who just won't ask.

I guess if you're stupid enough to join the army without thinking about getting shot at, then you really are a fool.

Few things are needed to make a wise man happy; nothing can make a fool content; that is why most men are miserable.

Humor is such a wonderful thing, helping you realize what a fool you are but how beautiful that is at the same time.

Niggas frown when you up and smile when you down. And when you change for the better, shife fools stop comin' around.

Tomorrow! It is a period nowhere to be found in all the registers of time, unless, perchance, in the fool's calendar.

I am opposed to censorship. Censors are pretty sure fools. I have no confidence in the suppression of everyday facts.

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father.

The people have the power to redeem the work of fools. Upon the meek the graces shower, it's decreed the people rule.

It`s human nature to be optimistic. Any fool can enter a market, it takes talent to exit consistently and profitably.

Any lazy or biased fool can have opinions; making judgments is the hard work of responsible and compassionate people.

To find a young fellow that is neither a wit in his own eye, nor a fool in the eye of the world, is a very hard task.

Emotions can certainly be misleading: they can fool you into believing stuff that is definitely, demonstrably untrue.

If you choose to do something that you know you cannot do, or that is going to be very difficult, then you are a fool!

Love is your master, for he masters you; And he that is so yoked by a fool Methinks should not be chronicled for wise.

Life's mysterious, strange, and full of wonders - and only a fool withdraws from it willingly and lets it pass him by.

To define it rudely but not ineptly, engineering is the art of doing for 10 shillings what any fool can do for a pound

If the traveler cannot find master or friend to go with him, let him travel alone rather than with a fool for company.

Warren Buffett is fond of saying that any player unaware of the fool in the market probably is the fool in the market.

I was called fool's gold. That's what I was called in the draft combine. That's how I remember it. I took it personal.

In our show, we try to think about consequences, not about tricking the audience or hiding things to fool the audience.

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