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When some drunken fool asked if she was a lesbian, she would say, 'In everything but sexual preference.
You can always spot a fool, for he is a man who will tell you he knows who is going to win an election.
We have the power to do any damn fool thing we want to do, and we seem to do it about every 10 minutes.
A fool who has a flash of wit creates astonishment and scandal, like hack-horses setting out to gallop.
We are not such fools as to pay for reading inferior books, when we can read superior books for nothing.
Don't let that 'mom' word fool y'all... Her being my biggest critic was the best thing for me, actually.
Although the masters make the rules for the wise men and the fools, I've got nothing, Ma, to live up to.
The damnest scoundrel that ever lived, but in the infinite mercy of Providence... also the damnest fool.
God knows what you've been doing, everything you've been doing. You may fool me, but you can't fool God!
Psychotherapy is the theory that the patient will probably get well anyhow and is certainly a damn fool.
I wasn't absolutely too sure where the Falklands was, and I didn't want to make a bloody fool of myself.
How do you politely explain to someone that you had believed for years he was a moron as well as a Fool?
Don't let anybody fool you who says Islam can be moderated. It will not be moderated in a million years.
True wisdom knows it must comprise some nonsense as a compromise, lest fools should fail to find it wise.
I do not support peace in the Middle East. And I do not support Arafat. He is a stupid, incompetent fool!
Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.
A clever, ugly man every now and then is successful with the ladies, but a handsome fool is irresistible.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.
I'm not a fool with my money. I've known what it's like to be poor and I don't splash it around stupidly.
Except for fools and madmen, everyone knows that nuclear war would he an unprecedented human catastrophe.
I really love pets. They're like children. They know if you really love them or not. You can't fool them.
If I feel like I can't play ball anymore, I'll stop that day. I'm not a fool. I respect the game too much.
He is a fool who is not for love and beauty. I speak unto the young, for I am of them and always shall be.
I may never be happy, but tonight I am content. At times like this I'd call myself a fool to ask for more.
There's a thin line between catering to the masses and making a fool of yourself; I try to walk that line.
When he said we were trying to make a fool of him, I could only murmur that the Creator had beat us to it.
It says in the Bible that if you argue with a fool, you become one. That’s why I don’t talk to Fred Durst!
Only a fool humbles himself when the world is so full of men eager to do that job for him. (Theon Greyjoy)
Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
If kisses were what you were looking for, little fool, why didn't you come to me? quoted by Susannah Simon
I wonder sometimes if manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.
If you send a damned fool to St. Louis, and you don't tell them he's a damned fool, they'll never find out.
If the wise erred not, it would goe hard with fooles. [If the wise erred not, it would go hard with fools.]
Fatigue makes fools of us all. It robs us of our skills, our judgment, and blinds us to creative solutions.
It's fun to explore behavior that you can't explore in your own life, so you fool around with it in acting.
If I am fool, it is, at least, a doubting one; and I envy no one the certainty of his self-approved wisdom.
I shall ask for brains instead of a heart; for a fool would not know what to do with a heart if he had one.
A fool acquires knowledge only to his own disadvantage. It destroys what good he has, and turns his brains.
I mean, I think that - as an actress, in particular, I'm basically a fool, and I see the world upside down.
Fool! Don't you see now that I could have poisoned you a hundred times had I been able to live without you.
The greatest misfortune of the wise man and the greatest unhappiness of the fool are based upon convention.
An author is a fool who, not content with boring those he lives with, insists on boring future generations.
Men sometimes have to leave their ladies alone, and ladies are not responsible for the bad manners of fools.
An employer would be a complete fool to let an image like college partying influence their hiring decisions.
I refused to be a fool dancing on a string held by all of those big shots. I don't apologise, that's my life
Fools, their wisdom weak, are their own enemies as they go through life, doing evil that bears bitter fruit.
I just love making a fool out of myself. I made my living as a clown at kids' parties for about three years.
The fool's crime is the crime that is found out and the wise man's crime is the crime that is not found out.
When I was about ten years old, I gave my teacher an April Fool's sandwich, which had a dead goldfish in it.
Think about the fool who by his virtue can be found in a most unusual situation playing jester to the clown.