Quotes of All Topics . Occasions . Authors
I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
I tell you, it's funny because the only time I think about HIV is when I have to take my medicine twice a day.
When I was one day old, I learned how to read. When I was two days old, I started to write. By the time I was three, I had finished 212 short stories, 38 novels, 730 poems, and one very funny limerick, all before breakfast.