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We made too many wrong mistakes.
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
Too much agreement kills a chat.
We're Mexi-cans not Mexi-can'ts.
There's two heads to every coin.
There is a statue of limitation.
How can I lose to such an idiot?
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Mothers are all slightly insane.
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
You can't eat a winner's plaque.
In the long run we are all dead.
I can't stop thinking like this.
Tell them to stand closer apart.
I had never been to second base.
A penny saved is a penny earned.
Heaven means to be one with God.
Do fish get cramps after eating?
Foley looks like an un-made bed.
Never fight an inanimate object.
Fear is what makes comedy funny.
Be excellent and party on dudes.
Why can't I say anything normal?
Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
I'll save that for Mrs. Battier.
Nothing comes sailing by itself.
Hatred is blind, as well as love.
Never trust a man in red trousers
Be so good they can't ignore you.
You need to be silly to be funny.
I can't take his genius any more.
My friends, there are no friends.
I am a deeply superficial person.
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
How the hell do you wake up dead?
I think war is a dangerous place.
You'll never call him Fifi again.
Dear 338171 (May I call you 338?)
Any place I hang my head is home.
I have to be seen to be believed.
It's your money. You paid for it.
The second mouse gets the cheese!
Only the shallow know themselves.
I'm not a fighter, I'm a bleeder.
We grow small trying to be great.
How young can you die of old age?
What a nice night for an evening.
What year did Jesus think it was?
Tinsel is really snakes' mirrors.
Well, at least I had on underwear