I am the government.

I am the mainstream.

I am not that smart.

I am not a hypocrite.

I am not a socialist.

I am not a communist.

I am from the ghetto.

I am not a politician.

I am mentally bifocal.

I am a bit old-school.

I am typically French.

I am not a daydreamer.

I am a massive foodie.

I am Eagle! I am Eagle!

I am not irresponsible.

I am not overconfident.

I am from Scranton, PA.

I am trapped in snooker.

I am an approval junkie.

I am one of the haunted.

I am boring. I am boring!

I am a pupil of Pissarro.

I am a limousine liberal.

I am not a rabble rouser.

I am not a Suzy Homemaker.

I am a bankable candidate.

I am a charity campaigner.

I am grateful for FaceTime.

I am a congenital optimist.

I am a recovering alcoholic.

I am the skeptic of skeptics.

I am a roller-coaster addict.

I am terrified of submarines.

I am a grateful... grapefruit.

I am an undiplomatic diplomat.

I am pathetically law-abiding.

I am not a saleable commodity.

I am a glutton for tranquility.

I am one with all my teammates.

I am a Westerner of Westerners!

I am constantly sleep-deprived.

I am a Florenz Ziegfeld fanatic.

I am a master of drag-drag-flick.

I'm not in a party. I am a party.

I'm not a yeller. But I am strict.

I am ridiculously high-maintenance.

I am not particularly well-behaved.

I am not a preacher; I'm a reacher.

I am of Russian-Jewish distraction.

I am an economist, not an astrologer.

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