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I was an abused kid.
I am one of the haunted.
I don't want only a career.
Without art there is no hope.
We really did. We got married.
President Bush almost killed me.
It takes a lot to become a foster parent.
I think life is easier if you're straight.
The Second Amendment is not really a right.
My job is mostly to entertain and be funny.
I love to be able to support other women comics.
I don't think you choose whether or not you're gay.
Don't fear the terrorists. They're mothers and fathers.
The gray has gone away. I am living in bright Technicolor.
My life goal is not to ruin anyone's existence. I'm a comic.
I'd rather sink with my own vision than float with somebody else's.
Every kid should sit in the velvet at least once in their lifetime.
I'm sure I will cause tremendous seismic shifts in the culture again.
I know I'm a really good mother. I know it. I'm a really good mother.
I don't think it negates your skills as a parent if you're homosexual.
Mass adulation from the multitudes does not penetrate your soul or your core.
Are you fat because you're a lesbian, or are you a lesbian because you're fat?
I don't think America knows what a gay parent looks like. I am the gay parent.
I want the same standard applied to homosexuals as is applied to heterosexuals.
I believe that God has a plan, and it's your job to show up with an open heart.
Christianity is just as threatening as radical Islam in a country like America...
I remember thinking, 'I don't know if I can do radio.' I never even listen to it.
I think what children need is love, security, stability, consistency, and kindness.
I don't like to go to premieres or openings. I don't like to have to put on makeup.
I'm not going to let my life revolve around losing weight. I have other things to do.
We will never bring peace at the hands of war. As a species we have to rise above it.
You should be able to tell your child, "This is an actor. And she's older than Mommy!"
I just want to say something. 655,000 Iraqi civilians are dead. Who are the terrorists?
Well, you know, they use those words so that they can scare people "terror" and "cell."
I couldn't imagine doing a show where I'd once again have to answer to corporate interests.
The teachers in America need to be applauded every day because they save the lives of kids!
If you fall in love with someone gay and you're the opposite gender, it's not going to work.
Anybody that you put on TV five hours a week is at some point is going to say something stupid.
And it never, ever was interpreted that the Second Amendment meant individual's right to bear arms
I wish that there were more stringent laws to make guns sold anywhere that they're legal harder to get.
I think Oprah who is the height of aspiration and inspiration recognizes something in me that is germane.
If civil disobedience is the way to go about change, than I think a lot of people will be going to San Francisco
I know the best moments can never be captured on film, even as I spend nearly half my life trying to do just that.
You know what happens to people who lie. They get sick and they get cancer. If they keep lying, they get it again.
I was 29 and I really fell in love, I think, for the first time. I was vulnerable in a way I didn't think I could be.
We are losing the democracy that we're trying to sell in the Mideast and everywhere else right here in our own nation.
I act irrationally, I defy the odds, I engage when others would run. I look for trouble, I seek chaos, it is a burden.
I think there's no way they should have to teach [math] now. We have computers. We no longer need to know why 3x = 2y/4.
I'd love to be a dead body in the emergency room and have George Clooney go, 'This one's gone!' while he puts a sheet on me.
I went to seven colleges. I was a professional transfer student. I had to drop out 'cause I couldn't see out the back window.