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Joking about violence is not funny.
I'm definitely not joking around on set.
I think I'd make a good James Bond... I'm joking.
I was joking the other day that I'm American UKIP.
A lot of joking stems from a very dark place a bit.
Journalists never make it clear when you are joking.
Any given Sunday you'll catch me rapping and joking.
But enough joking. I am singing. This is all my life.
I just don't believe in joking about violence anymore.
Life is too short not to do a little practical joking.
Joking around is part of my personality, just who I am.
I'm goofy. I like to have fun. I'm always joking around.
I am always joking and always clowning, giving and helping.
Love is such a confusing word. You think I'm joking but I'm not.
It's hard for a comic to be joking when your lines can't be funny.
I'm not one of those people who are, like, always joking in person.
When I'm joking around, I'll say I'm a pop star, because it's silly.
You're never going to catch me calling myself a hero unless I'm joking.
I have a lot of faith in the power of joking to make something thoughtful.
I like to smile a lot and I always try to be happy, joking around and stuff.
My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.
When I was 5, I was always joking around like, 'Oh man, I wanna go to the Olympics.'
I was joking with my agent that I'm going to get typecast for a water-disaster actor.
I'm joking all the time with my friends, even when we're talking about serious things.
I've done a lot of different characters, but people never recognize me. I'm not joking.
I flew into New York for the Raising Arizona audition, and we just started joking around.
People think I am joking when I say my favourite actors are Shammi Kapoor and Dara Singh.
I can't imagine not joking even at the worst of times. And for me, it's sort of automatic.
I've seen 'Pride and Prejudice' about 4,000 times. I'm not joking: I know every single line.
I would always be the kid that got in trouble in school, that's for sure, for joking around.
I am not joking when I state that I remained uneducated because I could not afford education.
I'd rather form my own party than ever join Ukip. We could call it the Widdy Mob. I'm joking.
A film set is very casual. If there is a senior actor, by the end of it, you end up joking with him.
I don't appreciate people taking shots and joking at my expense, when I don't do that to anybody else.
I joke that I'm in the market for a cabin in the woods, and, at some point, I won't be joking anymore.
I've been joking that 'On the Road' is the prequel to 'The Road.' I don't know if that's a very good joke.
I've actually phased out the misogynistic jokes because I used to think that everyone knew that I was joking.
I remember Nigel Martyn joking with me at Leeds, saying he was old enough to be my father, which he certainly was.
You can't be giggling and joking when you miss a shot in the modern game - not like the way when Ray Reardon used to do.
I might literally fall over dead if I meet Oprah Winfrey. I'm kind of joking, but I'm not confident that wouldn't happen.
I try to visit people in hospitals when I can, smiling and joking while I'm there. But when I leave, I just start crying.
Since I've lived in Barcelona, I've played a bit of padel, so maybe I'll become World Champion at that - joking, of course!
Lightness, jesting, and joking, can only be indulged at the expense of barrenness of soul, and the loss of the favor of God.
I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, 'Oh, no, I'm joking, I'm joking.'
I keep joking with my teammates that Nickelback should be our walkout song. I think everyone secretly likes at least one song.
I love Twitter. My favorite thing to do these days is to tweet things that seem very questionable as to whether I'm joking or not.
When I am working, I have two shows on Saturday, and when I wake up, and it's a lovely day, I just cry. I'm joking: I love my job.
I'm not joking around when I've said occasionally, trying to learn how to play a D chord properly has been a very big thing for me.
Comedy is so collaborative. You're going to come up with better jokes with people you like joking around with. It just makes sense.
Life is short, and time just flies by, so I love those moments when we're all sitting around the table together laughing and joking.