Las Vegas gave me my career.

I love the vibe of Las Vegas.

Personally, I love Las Vegas.

I love performing in Las Vegas.

Las Vegas is about distraction.

There's just no quiet in Vegas.

I like Vegas for its spontaneity.

In Las Vegas, nothing ends very well.

Hatred is not what Las Vegas is about.

Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

Las Vegas was such a teeny, tiny place.

I work a lot, and not just in Las Vegas.

We'd just released a zebra in Las Vegas.

I don't live in L.A. I live in Las Vegas.

I've played a lot in Las Vegas in my life.

I started a big part of my career in Vegas.

Las Vegas is a 24-hour city. It never stops.

I use very few muscles at the best of times.

Las Vegas is the boiling pot of entertainment.

It's always nice to be paid to be in Las Vegas.

A little bit of this town goes a very long way.

Las Vegas is a SimCity game gone horribly wrong.

I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas.

I do a lot of Vegas work and work with the comedians.

I feel very connected to Las Vegas. It's my hometown.

Las Vegas is a great place to be from, not to live in.

I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.

In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.

Southern California and Las Vegas are my kind of places.

I'm very happy with how Jaleo in Las Vegas came together.

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas - except the drone.

When I arrived in Las Vegas, I felt I was embraced by it.

Las Vegas: It was not cafe society, it was Nescafe society

I've got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one.

I'm a fan of Las Vegas and always have been, on many levels.

I lost $35,000 in less than a week at the Mirage in Las Vegas.

I like the Eiffel Tower in Las Vegas more than the actual one.

Las Vegas, New Mexico has had a lot of great movies shot there.

This desert town was man's own miracle of pure purposelessness.

Las Vegas is a very strange place. It's a place of broken dreams.

I had a home in Las Vegas for about eight years, starting in 1978.

I don't like Las Vegas. I'd rather be mountain biking or climbing.

KISS is Las Vegas entertainment. A musician doesn't need the mask.

Why can't you just get married in Las Vegas like normal Americans?

I'd love to box in Las Vegas - it's the fight capital in the world.

To the pessimist the light at the end of the tunnel is another train.

I had a great time doing Vegas. It's just that it takes a lot of time.

Las Vegas without Wayne Newton is like Disneyland without Mickey Mouse.

I absolutely love Las Vegas. I've been there a bunch of times on my own.

I did my time for the rape. I paid my money to Las Vegas. I paid my dues.

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