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Life is funny. If you don't laugh, you're in trouble.
You have to make them laugh and then make them listen.
If you didn't laugh at Jared Fogle, then you would cry.
Claudia Winkleman is a good laugh and James Corden too.
The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh.
I quickly laugh at everything for fear of having to cry.
My dog gives me such joy and makes me laugh incessantly.
I'm not one for blaspheming, but that one made me laugh.
People used to always laugh at my hair, stuff like that.
Just look around; you can't help but laugh at something.
You must learn to take life less seriously and to laugh.
I love 'Harry Potter' and JK Rowling - don't laugh at me!
I laugh and joke, but I don't get distracted very easily.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
Being considered a public figure honestly makes me laugh.
My looks have changed. I have laugh lines - not wrinkles.
There's a thin line between to laugh with and to laugh at.
Barack Obama, foreign policy wizard. I just have to laugh.
If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.
It is of immense importance to learn to laugh at ourselves.
I would lying if I said I would laugh in the face of death.
There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them.
My own laugh is the real thing and I've had it all my life.
The burden of the self is lightened with I laugh at myself.
We cannot really love anyone with with whom we never laugh.
If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think.
I'm not aware of having a creepy laugh, but apparently I do.
An easy way to get people to like you is to make them laugh.
People will clap to be nice. They will not laugh to be nice.
Don't let people see when you're mad - just smile and laugh.
I can laugh on cue, and it sounds real. People laugh with me.
You grow up the day you have the first real laugh at yourself.
There's no better feeling than making your little girls laugh.
The best way of removing negativity is to laugh and be joyous.
God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
If you laugh with somebody, then you know you share something.
I believe that people just want to laugh and have a good time.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.
I'm a good audience in general, but it's hard to make me laugh.
I'm not a comedian, but I do make people laugh. I'm good at it.
People deal with death differently; some even laugh at funerals.
And how can you be happy if you don't laugh or appreciate humor?
Days of wine and roses laugh and run away, like a child at play.
You didn't want to laugh, did you? It wasn't very funny, was it?
I hoped I could make people smile and laugh and have a good time.
If I am not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there.
I want people to laugh and cry, not just sit and stare at the TV.
Real men laugh at opposition; real men smile when enemies appear.
All great comedians make me laugh, but people make me laugh more.