I was at a premiere, and these girls blurted out, 'We love your hair!' That made me laugh.

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - the sinners are much more fun.

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the older man who will not laugh is a fool.

I took a public speaking class in college and managed to make the class laugh a little bit.

I don't mind being goofy and silly. I love to make people laugh and I'm not self-conscious.

One longs to be funny, to make people laugh. Laughter is such a sign of approval, isn't it?

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.

Usually when I mention suspended animation, people will flash me the Vulcan sign and laugh.

I also surround myself with people who make me laugh. If I'm not laughing, it upsets my day.

Work hard. Laugh when you feel like crying. Keep an open mind, open eyes and an open spirit.

Life is tough; and if you have the ability to laugh at it, you have the ability to enjoy it.

Audiences want comedy that has no venom. They want to have a laugh without it becoming twee.

My focus is to forget the pain of life. Forget the pain, mock the pain, reduce it. And laugh.

I think there's almost nothing that I won't, sadly, do for a laugh. It's a problem, actually.

If I can make myself laugh about something that I should be crying about, that's pretty good.

I think I just laugh nonstop. I think my laughter naturally melts in when I want to recharge.

I feel it is time to lighten up and laugh about things and enjoy ourselves a little bit more.

If they weren't laughing with me, okay; if they want to laugh at me it's better than nothing.

If you're funny, if there's something that makes you laugh, then every day's going to be okay.

I have often seen an actor laugh off the stage, but I don't remember ever having seen one weep.

We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us.

If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old.

You'd better get your laugh while you're making your point, or you won't be doing it very long.

I tend not to be someone who's on all the time, or is always trying to make other people laugh.

I love to see people laugh and put a smile on peoples' faces. Anytime I'm doing that I'm happy.

Sometimes you have to laugh to keep from crying or getting overly angry or to maintain control.

My brother and I used to laugh and say, 'Normal kids went to day care, and we went to the gym.'

My whole thing is to entertain, make people laugh and to forget about the real world for awhile.

Comedy arises out of necessity, because some things are so dark that you have to laugh about it.

I like to be goofy. I like to make people laugh. I like to have a good time as much as possible.

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose.

By the way, I'm funniest when I'm not being funny. I'm better to laugh at than with, pretty much.

The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.

I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates.

If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.

To make mistakes is human; to stumble is commonplace; to be able to laugh at yourself is maturity.

If I speak my version of Spanish in Spain, they laugh. Same with Mexico. It's an alien world to me.

With comedies, it's been very gratifying to be able to clock in, laugh all day, and then clock out.

I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh.

The only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping and showing off his shortcomings.

All I want to do when I have time off is to have a laugh with my school friends and go down the pub.

I never approach comedy thinking 'I know it all.' Comedy is tough. To make people laugh is not easy.

If written with enough care and thoughtfulness, a joke can make you laugh at a belief you hold dear.

When I am dubbing for my character, if I laugh at the figure on the screen, I know I have done well.

A laugh, to be joyous, must flow from a joyous heart, for without kindness, there can be no true joy.

I haven't shaved my private parts, but I dyed them once for a laugh! They looked more ginger, though!

I don't stress myself about my looks. I love to laugh. I like being able to lead an interesting life.

Kathy Bates is sexy. It's partly because of her talent, but she's got a great face, and a great laugh.

Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny.

Work-life balance is not just a buzzy, self-help term that real business people laugh at. You need it.

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