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Only one in four jokes ever works, and I still can't predict what people will laugh at.
I know how to make adults laugh pretty well. I don't know if kids think I'm that funny.
David Wain's character on 'Bob's Burgers' is really funny and silly and makes me laugh.
My dad knows how to tell a story. He'd make me laugh by doing all the different voices.
I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.
Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart, don't know how to laugh either.
There are many reluctant young readers who haven't yet found books that make them laugh.
An audience is so important. I would never have had the guts to dub in that big a laugh.
There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at.
Investigators have discovered that dogs can laugh, which can't be too big of a surprise.
Go out, live your best life, encourage and share your laugh, and make other people laugh.
I realize how desperate it sounds for me, as a comedian, to ask you to laugh at my jokes.
I was at a premiere, and these girls blurted out, 'We love your hair!' That made me laugh.
Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end.
The audience likes their emotions to be touched. They want to laugh and cry and feel good.
One longs to be funny, to make people laugh. Laughter is such a sign of approval, isn't it?
I don't mind being goofy and silly. I love to make people laugh and I'm not self-conscious.
I took a public speaking class in college and managed to make the class laugh a little bit.
An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
Usually when I mention suspended animation, people will flash me the Vulcan sign and laugh.
I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - the sinners are much more fun.
The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the older man who will not laugh is a fool.
Audiences want comedy that has no venom. They want to have a laugh without it becoming twee.
Life is tough; and if you have the ability to laugh at it, you have the ability to enjoy it.
Work hard. Laugh when you feel like crying. Keep an open mind, open eyes and an open spirit.
I also surround myself with people who make me laugh. If I'm not laughing, it upsets my day.
I feel it is time to lighten up and laugh about things and enjoy ourselves a little bit more.
If they weren't laughing with me, okay; if they want to laugh at me it's better than nothing.
I think there's almost nothing that I won't, sadly, do for a laugh. It's a problem, actually.
I get more satisfaction out of comedy stuff. I'm a laugh tart. I make no secret of that fact.
My focus is to forget the pain of life. Forget the pain, mock the pain, reduce it. And laugh.
I absolutely want to have a career where you make'em laugh and make'em cry. It's all theater.
If I can make myself laugh about something that I should be crying about, that's pretty good.
I think I just laugh nonstop. I think my laughter naturally melts in when I want to recharge.
If you're funny, if there's something that makes you laugh, then every day's going to be okay.
I have an aversion to laugh tracks - the moment I hear a laugh track, I go to another channel.
I was always making my friends laugh, but I never wanted the attention of the whole classroom.
I have often seen an actor laugh off the stage, but I don't remember ever having seen one weep.
My brother and I used to laugh and say, 'Normal kids went to day care, and we went to the gym.'
If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old.
Sometimes you have to laugh to keep from crying or getting overly angry or to maintain control.
Cervantes smiled Spain's chivalry away; A single laugh demolished the right arm Of his country.
I tend not to be someone who's on all the time, or is always trying to make other people laugh.
We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us.
I love to see people laugh and put a smile on peoples' faces. Anytime I'm doing that I'm happy.
You'd better get your laugh while you're making your point, or you won't be doing it very long.
I like to be goofy. I like to make people laugh. I like to have a good time as much as possible.
Comedy arises out of necessity, because some things are so dark that you have to laugh about it.
My whole thing is to entertain, make people laugh and to forget about the real world for awhile.
The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.