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When I'm up there, I'm just thinking that I've got to make them laugh or they won't show up next time.
I'm friends with Hank Azaria. We were on a show together 800 years ago, and we laugh every single time.
What I miss the most is chatting with my friends and family and having a good laugh over a simple meal.
Sometimes you almost have to laugh to keep from crying to deal with the pain associated with the 'hood.
I love the show 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia;' that's probably a guilty pleasure! I laugh so hard.
Old radio comedy makes me laugh, as well as 'I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue' and comedians like Paul Merton.
When people laugh at Mickey Mouse, it's because he's so human; and that is the secret of his popularity.
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think.
It's good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you.
The Linux philosophy is 'Laugh in the face of danger'. Oops. Wrong One. 'Do it yourself'. Yes, that's it.
I'm a little bit twisted, so what makes me laugh the hardest doesn't necessarily make other people laugh.
Robbie minced into my life and he had the same oddball sense of humour as me. It was love at first laugh.
My goal is really to just make people laugh with integrity, like, with something that I still find funny.
Nobody will laugh long who deals much with opium: its pleasures even are of a grave and solemn complexion.
I do get to meet a lot of people, and I do get to travel quite a bit. You may laugh, but it's a tough job.
What heartens me is to see '30 Rock' on the air. It makes me laugh from my gut, which I really like to do.
Why does 'I Love Lucy' still make people laugh? Because she's a specific character who has real reactions.
Even when I was in high school and the Navy, I was the guy who could rip somebody, and they'd laugh at it.
You can have a laugh in Los Angeles, or you can weep in Los Angeles, depending on your attitude towards it.
I'm sporty, active, bubbly, I like to make people laugh... I'm the jokester. But I'm also very traditional.
Whenever I'm on my computer, I don't type 'lol'. I type 'lqtm' - laugh quietly to myself. It's more honest.
Let others laugh when you sacrifice desire to duty, if they will. You have time and eternity to rejoice in.
When you are totally depressed, you should try giggling. Just make yourself laugh. Force yourself to laugh.
There are people who laugh to show their fine teeth; and there are those who cry to show their good hearts.
We need to learn to laugh at ourselves because when you don't laugh, you cry. And I don't feel like crying.
I have striven not to laugh at human actions, not to weep at them, nor to hate them, but to understand them.
I can laugh at anything, there's humour in all of it and I think the minute you find it, the better life is.
I want someone who can make me laugh and just be normal and understand my lifestyle and how I wanna live it.
It really does mean so much when your cast mates, who you respect so much, tell you that you made them laugh.
You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.
You have to take things with a lot of laughter. I laugh with everyone; this way, I will be able to die happy.
If you're going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.
I learned from Roger Rabbit that if you make people laugh, they'll do anything for you - which is almost true.
I know it's corny, but laughter is a two-way gift, and hearing people laugh just warms me through and through.
You can make people laugh, but having them really want to hear what you have to say, that takes trust and time.
'Sizwa Banzi' is the life of the black man. We look at it, laugh at it, re-examine it, but we do not change it.
Nothing shortens a journey so pleasantly as an account of misfortunes at which the hearer is permitted to laugh.
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
I always laugh to myself when I listen to some really big A-list star saying that they are just a normal person.
Ridicule is a weak weapon when pointed at a strong mind; but common people are cowards and dread an empty laugh.
I just want real reactions. I want people to laugh from the gut, be sad from the gut - or get angry from the gut.
I'm a frustrated stand-up comic. If you hand me a microphone and I get one laugh, then I'll go on for 20 minutes.
Trash talk? Smack talk? This is an American term that makes me laugh. I simply speak the truth. I'm an Irish man.
When you go to church, if the pastor at some point doesn't make you laugh, he probably ain't gonna make you join.
Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy.
I want to sit down, and I want to laugh. Nothing works better for me than watching somebody slip on a banana peel.
With my talent, I can make people laugh and give them another attitude about life. What a blessing that is for me.
I am grateful every morning I wake up. I've a big family full of kids, who laugh all the time and love each other.
I sometimes use a girl singer the way Henny Youngman uses his violin - as a bridge between one laugh and the next.