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Frank Williams says I'm nothing but a money-grabber. I can only laugh at that.
I love entertaining people and making them laugh. It's my favorite thing to do.
If we can't laugh at ourselves and the human condition, we're going to be mean.
We have to laugh at how hard life can be and how screwed up we can be at times.
I did stand-up, weird and ignorant stuff about my career - anything for a laugh.
Acting is like free therapy! Trying to make people laugh or cry can be inspiring.
I'm kind of emotionally dyslexic, and when I feel vulnerable or nervous, I laugh.
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
I've never had a Plan B. I've just always wanted to make people laugh, that's it.
You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same.
What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.
If a joke makes our tribe laugh, we assume it will make other friend-tribes laugh.
A standup set ends on a buildup of tension and subsequent release for a big laugh.
The thing about Black Eyed Peas is we're very humorous. All we do is laugh all day.
Sometimes you need a good laugh, and then there are times when you need a good cry.
We must laugh before we are happy, for fear of dying without having laughed at all.
When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
If you ruin the main course of a dinner party, it ain't all that tragic. Just laugh!
I am not with any political party. I laugh at media reports of my entering politics.
With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
Show me a person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag.
It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.
When a father gives to his son, both laugh; when a son gives to his father, both cry.
Work hard, play hard, dream big, love loads, laugh as much as you can, and give back.
I actually like to kid around and laugh, and on the court I do like to put on a show.
No one tries to cry. You try not to cry. No one tries to laugh. You try not to laugh.
If I find something funny and make an older woman laugh, I love that for some reason.
Everybody really needs to laugh... If you don't laugh, you're not going to live long.
For me, painting is a way to forget life. It is a cry in the night, a strangled laugh.
Like other kids wanted to become firemen or astronauts, I wanted to make people laugh.
Nothing gets a bigger laugh than when you refer to things like ethics or human rights.
I laugh, cry, go for movies, eat popcorn. All these things are pretty relaxing for me.
Walt Disney always said, 'For every laugh, there should be a tear.' I believe in that.
The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to laugh at it.
For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors and laugh at them in our turn?
My dad knows how to tell a story. He'd make me laugh by doing all the different voices.
I know how to make adults laugh pretty well. I don't know if kids think I'm that funny.
David Wain's character on 'Bob's Burgers' is really funny and silly and makes me laugh.
Making people laugh is the greatest gift you can give, so I'm never going to stop that.
Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart, don't know how to laugh either.
There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at.
An audience is so important. I would never have had the guts to dub in that big a laugh.
I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.
Investigators have discovered that dogs can laugh, which can't be too big of a surprise.
There are many reluctant young readers who haven't yet found books that make them laugh.
I realize how desperate it sounds for me, as a comedian, to ask you to laugh at my jokes.
Go out, live your best life, encourage and share your laugh, and make other people laugh.
The audience likes their emotions to be touched. They want to laugh and cry and feel good.
Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end.