Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.

I like very funky stuff - I tend to be attracted to flare pants and anything that has glitter.

I never leave my house. Then I don't have to put a bra on, and I don't have to change my pants.

Even in L.A., where everyone's in yoga pants, I've never been the girl to run around in sweats.

I had lied so much lately that I was honestly surprised my pants weren't literally made of fire.

She says that I wore some pretty sexy leather pants to that first meeting, but I don't remember.

I love novelty workout pants. It means my workout kit is really bright and vibrant and out there.

I've never been big on sports coats and pants. I'm a suit guy. It makes it clear who's in charge.

When I was growing up, everyone dressed the same. You had to have bootcut pants and chunky heels.

He removed his unvaluable valuables and dumped his shirt, pants, and skivvies into a letter slot.

No, I'm happy doing this. Five sweaters and a pair of dirty pants, you can make pretty good money.

My worst fashion faux pas: probably orange shoes with white pants. I thought I looked spectacular.

My guilty pleasure is elastic-waisted pants. And reruns of shows Ive already seen 400 times on TV.

I'm all about high-waisted pants and skirts, pencil skirts, and sheer, long-sleeves in the summer.

I'm all about high-waisted pants and skirts, pencil skirts, and sheer, long-sleeves in the summer.

I don't know about you, but for me, if I got to present any kind of award, I'm shaking in my pants.

My boys wear red pants or crazy color tops. My kids are more fashion forward in their own dressing.

My guilty pleasure is elastic-waisted pants. And reruns of shows I've already seen 400 times on TV.

Jassie, guess what I'm dancing in!' 'I don't know, a bowl?' 'Non... I am dancing in my Nuddy-pants!

I was the only real punk rock kid in my school, with, like, the plaid pants and the Rancid t-shirt.

I'm definitely someone who likes to fly by the seat of her pants. My mum always prays for the best.

I just want the pants and shoes to match - it doesn't have to be a high-end brand for me to wear it.

There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.

Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.

Shoes make an outfit. You can throw on a crazy shirt and crazy pants but you add those shoes - done.

I am very much a seat-of-the-pants actor. I will prepare when I have to. But I like being unprepared.

I actually love the 'rappers look,' with the saggy pants and oversized clothes. It's very deliberate.

All my bloody pants look the same; all my sweaters look the same. The shirts change; they're all blue.

I wanted to see if the American man in plain brown pants and a bare torso could speak profound things.

I might be being controversial, but I think Seal fancies the pants off Delta, and her pants are tight.

I'd never been turned on by the Ken doll—even before I looked down his pants and saw what was missing.

Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants.

I don't fly by the seat of my pants. I set strategies, and then I pursue those in unrelenting fashion.

I’m still having trouble convincing Pax that underwear and pants go together – underwear is not pants!

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon. I am the first man to piss his pants on the moon.

Bigots are actually funny to me in the way that people who still wear parachute pants give me a chuckle.

I love wearing flat shoes, but I am not one of those girls who walks around in sweat pants and sneakers.

I think it's important to not always wear pants and not always wear dresses. You should and mix that up.

When a man wears his pants that tight, they tend to pinch his balls, and that tends to pinch his temper.

Most of the places I came from, you gotta do a lot of gunslinging or coaching by the seat of your pants.

You are far less likely to soil your pants and cry for your mother if you’re prepared to defend yourself.

I don't really like pants, man. I like tights. I'm not really a pants person. I choose not to wear pants.

I think it's pretty silly that people wear boxers. You're wearing shorts under your pants. They're shorts.

I like being a woman, even in a man's world. After all, men can't wear dresses, but we can wear the pants.

A pat on the back is only a few vertebrae removed from a kick in the pants, but is miles ahead in results.

Yeah, but they're PURPLE pants," Bobby said as if that made some kind of distinction. "Hence, I'm awesome.

I don't care about image and all that nonsense. I'm in sweat pants every day. I don't play the game at all.

When you take a job, you don't just accept the pats on the back. You have to accept the kicks in the pants.

I feel a sense of responsibility," said Jordan. "And where is this feeling located? In your pants, perhaps?

Drivers are pretty well set, but crew chiefs, they change their business cards like they change their pants.

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