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My biggest fantasy was to have a pie thrown in my face, and I always said whoever did that, that's the guy I'd marry.
Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
I get my fingers in all our pies. Before you know it, your little fingers including all your toes are in all the pies.
We resort, frankly, to pies, which is a comedy staple that's gone back, I guess, to since the first pie was ever baked.
I think they should put pies on the fronts of trains, so that when they hit something it's at least a little bit funny.
He called me a pie!” she announced, defensively. There was a pause. “Wait. That’s not right.” “A tart?” “Yes! That’s it!
A girl came up to me in a bar and said she wanted to be my apple pie. I wish I'd said something cool, but I was stunned.
Instead, I have an abundance mentality: When people are genuinely happy at the successes of others, the pie gets larger.
In all my work, I try to say - 'You may be given a load of sour lemons, why not try to make a dozen lemon meringue pies?'
The group Bananarama has such a light, cutesy-pie sound that they make The Go-Go's sound like Led Zeppelin by comparison.
Almost everything that I behold in this wonderful country bears traces of improvement and reform - everything except Pie.
The man for me is the cherry on the pie. But I'm the pie and my pie is good all by itself. Even if I don't have a cherry.
And the bigger the fall, the bigger the joke. It would be better fun to throw a custard pie at a bishop than at a curate.
So learn about life. Cut yourself a big slice with the silver server, a big slice of pie. Open your eyes. Let life happen.
World peace is no longer some pie-in-the-sky thing, because no single person or country is going to solve it on their own.
There's this idea that motherhood is as American as apple pie, but yet we don't support it with any government assistance.
I don't think theater is dying, and musicals are a great American art form. We've got apple pie, jazz and musical theater.
A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around.
I'm what is known as perimenopausal. "Peri", some of you may know, is a Latin prefix meaning 'SHUT YOUR FLIPPIN' PIE HOLE'.
I'm aware of the other drag artists with makeup lines, and I celebrate them. The pie is big and there's room for everybody.
Better-paid workers buy more goods and services, increasing aggregate demand and baking a bigger economic pie for everyone.
But see, in our open clearings, how golden the melons lie; Enrich them with sweets and spices, and give us the pumpkin-pie!
Positive thinking is so firmly enshrined in our culture that knocking it is a little like attacking motherhood or apple pie.
If Pizza sizes were given in area not diameter, you'd see instantly that a 7 inch is less than half the size of a 10 inch pie
I didn't think American Pie was going to be what it was! I had a very small role and the reception I received was just crazy.
Well, like I said, there's no reason everyone can't have a piece of the pie, even if there's a gordo there eating most of it.
I was nervous and hesitant about putting myself out there for the pie scene. But I went for it and the results were wonderful.
If you come back to me, I'll never leave you", I whispered into the furry ear. "I'll make you all the pies you could ever eat.
Just had lunch with the president who seems pensive, slightly deflated, realistic, aggravated and resolute. Didn't eat his pie.
I've put an umbrella in my mouth and opened it. I sat in a lemon-meringue pie. I've done terrible things to my dog with a fork.
If I'm going to have something rich and yummy, I'm not reaching for prepackaged brownies. I'm going to make a pie from scratch.
My father tried to discourage me from going into comedy, mainly because he felt like it wasn't promising. It was pie in the sky.
We're focusing on the whole pie, not a slice. A slice is good, but it's not good enough to get you fat. We're trying to get fat.
With limited shifts, low wages, and scarce benefits, it feels almost impossible for many Americans to get their slice of the pie.
Do you want me to call you Celery Stick instead of Cupcake or Honey-Pie? It just doesn’t inspire the same warm and fuzzy feelings.
One hopeful sign that the filmmakers can learn and grow is that the sequel does not contain a single pie, if you know what I mean.
Because I’ve got a lot more terms of endearment to use. Honey pie. Sugarplum. Bread pudding," “Why are they all high-calorie foods?
If you're going to have a piece of pie, have it. I love pecan pie - but it won't be with ice cream; it won't be with whipped cream.
Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice.
Claggy is often seen as a negative word, yet for me it describes perfectly that full-mouthed feel of a treacle tart of banoffee pie.
When you see me up on a breaking-news story, it is not good news. I'm not about to give you the secret to my mom's sweet potato pie.
Custard is controversial: what makes it a custard, how best to cook it and, crucially, is it to be eaten or put in a pie and thrown?
In order for American Pie to have worked, you have to have a character who, even while he is humping a pie, the audience still likes
The fact that I was a junkie for a long time is only one slice of my own personal pie, which is made up of a lot of different slices.
In order for American Pie to have worked, you have to have a character who, even while he is humping a pie, the audience still likes.
Things that really matter are the things that gold can't buy, so let's have another cup o' coffee and let's have another piece o' pie.
I think there should be laughs in everything. Sometimes, it's a slammed door, a pie in the face or just a recognition of our frailties.
If I didn't ever model? I would be back in Kansas. I would probably end up being a pastry chef. My grandma taught me how to make a pie.
When you're fighting for an increasingly smaller portion of the pie, you turn against each other; you create reasons to hate each other.
When traveling, I like Urth Caffe in L.A. for eggs Benedict with prosciutto or Balthazar in New York, where I order duck shepherd's pie.