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I'm retarded - I mean I'm retired.
I'm a bit retarded, like most Americans.
I collect things that just look retarded.
I still love her. But she's retarded, too.
Guys are kind of retarded until they're about 30.
Religion is the retarded stepchild of philosophy.
Revenge is for children and the emotionally retarded.
Hip-hop ain't died because of the South, that's retarded.
That woman doesn't have the sense God gave a retarded flea.
If it were a retarded baby and a bright dog, I'd save the dog.
I love any movie that has a retarded person working at Starbucks.
I was diagnosed as mentally retarded as late as the fourth grade.
If you judge a person by the company they keep, then I'm retarded.
I may be ugly and clumsy, but one thing I'm not, I'm not retarded.
Sure, retarded jokes write themselves. But the spelling is always way off.
Our relationship is complicated by the fact that I am emotionally retarded.
We should not import a retarded political Islamic society into our country.
Jello's Biafra kind of like my weird, retarded uncle. He's part of the family.
Islam is not a religion, it's an ideology, the ideology of a retarded culture.
And, well, that's my story," I said. "I'm sorry that it's so, you know. Retarded.
I was thought to be retarded as a child, and all the evidence indicates that I was.
Scholastic learning and polemical divinity retarded the growth of all true knowledge.
The mass of workers, as yet non-Socialist, is retarded in its development towards Socialism.
Underneath this veneer of slightly crazy and mildly socially retarded, I'm a complete disaster.
And when native man left off this form of development, his humanization was retarded in growth.
If no one figures out you are pretending to be retarded, your life will be greeted with treasure.
The grim fact is that we prepare for war like precocious giants, and for peace like retarded pygmies.
People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people, but it's not. You really have to explain it to them.
A moving body whose motion was not retarded by any resisting force would continue to move to all eternity.
I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand.
There is no equality between our culture and the retarded Islamic culture. Look at their views on homosexuality or women.
I don't smoke at all. I think that cigarettes are actually retarded. I don't understand why people do that to themselves.
The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.
We have an obligation to help people that cannot help themselves. The mentally retarded, the physically retarded, et cetera.
Me, I'm spiritually retarded, I need to be knee deep in water with a fly rod in my hands, that's about as close to God as I get.
I believe the Islamic ideology is a retarded, dangerous one, but I make a distinction. I don't hate people. I don't hate Muslims.
We feel that animals have the same rights as retarded human nchild because they are equal mentally in terms of dependence on others.
But there is merit even in the mentally retarded legislator. He asks the questions that everyone is afraid to ask for fear of seeming simple.
From 20 years of experience hiring artists out of the schools, I know-they get worse every year. They're absolutely ridiculously retarded now.
I used to be a Geico Caveman for live events. I was a corporate mascot. It was the silliest job. It was actually awesome and fun, but it was retarded.
What is the politically correct term for 'retarded'?""I think the words you're fishing for are 'mentally disabled.' And no. I'm not mentally disabled.
I've been told that I'm incompetent, socially retarded, maladjusted. I still know that I couldn't function in reality. Los Angeles is a good place for me.
There's a side that I want to do just like really retarded arty films like parody, pretentious art films that kind of are supposed to have some deep meaning.
They drummed into you that pain was good, you were supposed to go with it, push into the pain, and only... now... did I contemplate what retarded advice this was.
The late development of mass industrial organization in the United States has both stimulated and retarded the political development of the American working class.
My scratching I don't really think communicates to intelligent life forms. Anyone with more than one brain cell would think Kid Koala music is completely retarded.
He knows, as all the cleverest ones do, that no human being is so interesting that he can't make himself more interesting still by acting retarded at random intervals.
What is a weak pawn? A pawn that is exposed to attack and also difficult to defend is a weak pawn. There are several varieties: isolated, doubled, too advanced, retarded.
Libertarians recognize the difference between adults and children, as well as differences between normal adults and adults who are insane or mentally hindered or retarded.
Every retarded, deformed, crippled, handicapped, or senile person, who has been baptized, is a powerhouse for good in a wicked world by reason of the grace of God that dwells in his soul.