Quotes of All Topics . Occasions . Authors
If you really screw up, send roses.
Any time I screw up I feel bad about it.
You only notice long snappers when they screw up.
Governments have a tendency to screw up currencies.
To enjoy being famous, you need to have a screw loose.
There is only so much I can understand and not screw up.
Baseball was made for kids, and grown-ups only screw it up.
Cham is the only thing to screw one up when one is down a peg.
Prithee don't screw your wit beyond the compass of good manners.
If you screw up and do something, don't lie about it; come clean.
It takes two to make a relationship, but only one to screw it up.
If you start the day miserable, nobody else can screw up your day.
You know what, when you screw up in the ring, it's so embarrassing.
I still talk incessantly about 'SCTV,' and I say, 'Screw the kids!'
The way to screw up somebody's life is to give them what they want.
Screw them. Yeah. But not literally. I'm not advocating promiscuity.
There are some men who enter a woman's life and screw it up forever.
I worry all the time that we're going to screw up a customer's offer.
It can kind of screw up things if you're trying to overwork something.
If I screw up then everyone's paying attention and I'll hear about it.
The addict will screw you over and lie to you and do all kinds of things.
Music is the language of the heart, and conservatives always screw it up.
And I laugh at myself when I screw things up, which happens all the time.
Know that you're gonna screw up, and be OK with it, and do better next time.
Screw being a singer! I wanna be the voice of my generation with my talk show.
I don't believe you have to have eating disorders and mental illness to screw up.
I do love 'The Turn of the Screw' - I just think that one's always so disturbing.
We forget the little things, so it's no wonder some of us screw up the big things.
Being a working mom is not easy. You have to be willing to screw up at every level.
I normally don't wake up until 1 P.M. and I'm not about to screw with my biorhythm.
This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now.
TV loves to bring in affairs - as soon as you have a relationship, let's screw it up.
To be a stunt person you kind of have to have a screw loose like you do in wrestling.
Actors are always looking for actor-proof parts. A part so good you can't screw it up!
When we played, World Series checks meant something. Now all they do is screw your taxes.
Nixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning.
Every time I've ever gotten close to being successful, I've found some way to screw it up.
I'd rather get up early and go out and do something than stay up late and screw up my body.
I know the guru route, I know you go sit on a mountain. But screw India. I ain't going there.
I'm one of those guys who believes in next to zero government. They just screw everything up.
I liked to screw around in the kitchen when I was a kid. But I started cooking when I was 15.
I guess the Reagan era is defined as the 'I want it all for me, and screw everybody else' era.
Seeing the rich and famous screw up makes us feel superior, or at least not quite so inferior.
When so much money is involved in these movies, someone somewhere is going to try to screw you.
I admire people who just do the right thing, not looking to screw people up. I love all people.
I've got this weird thing where I screw my face up. I don't know what it is, but I do it a lot.
I have cellulite. I admit it. But sometimes I just say, 'Screw it, I am going to wear a bikini.'
If I have to apply five turns to the screw each day for the happiness of Argentina, I will do it.
It's not the most normal life in the world, but I screw up plenty of times to be a normal teenager.
'Whiplash' was always the song I hated the most because it's a song designed to screw with drummers.