Too late! The two saddest words in any tongue.

Two birds fly past. They are needed somewhere.

I like people trying to do two things at once.

Ah! why, ye Gods, should two and two make four?

We are two abysses - a well staring at the sky.

Generosity makes at least two people feel good.

We traveled for two weeks with a pickled hippo.

I like films that are about two hours not more.

Two great talkers will not travel far together.

Power and wealth are not two of my main stakes.

A mouse in the paws is worth two in the pantry.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

I have to do two things at once or I get tired.

If only. The saddest two words in any language.

Knowing and believing are two different things.

Color-blocking two bold shades feels so modern.

There are only two types of music.good and bad.

Love is not a contract between two narcissists.

When two forces unite, their efficiency double.

It takes two to make a woman into a sex object.

I love cars, I have two classic cars of my own.

When one person mentors, two lives are changed.

Estate in two parishes is bread in two wallets.

I have a wonderful marriage and two great kids.

I can live for two months on a good compliment.

The Buddha and all sentient beings are not two.

Never write more than two pages on any subject.

The dream of every cell is to become two cells.

The Bible says we must choose two ways of life.

One's not half two. It's two are halves of one.

We have only two modes - complacency and panic.

I want to be two people at once. One runs away.

I lose all control after two drinks of anything

One person is nothing. Two people are a nation.

A merry Christmas to all my friends except two.

I have survived two wars, two wives and Hitler.

Why do two people fall in love? It's a mystery.

One bush, they say, can never hide two thieves.

Beware the man who has two faces and two hearts.

I served two tours in Iraq, in the Marine Corps.

The two great dividers are religion and LANGUAGE

In love there are two things - bodies and words.

Virtue lies half way between two opposite vices.

Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands.

Two things are universal: Hydrogen and stupidity

A burden in the bush is worth two on your hands.

Perception and reality are two different things.

We hovered above the moment like two rain clouds

Microsoft is always two years away from failure.

Never trust a preacher with more than two suits.

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