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I've had some really, really wild fun nights in Vegas. I ended up on stage once with this band, The Digital Underground, doing the Humpty Dance.
Vegas is purposefully constructed as a self-enclosed and isolated biosphere, sort of what a recreational colony built on the moon might be like.
The Middle East is not part of the world that plays by Las Vegas rules: What happens in the Middle East is not going to stay in the Middle East.
Vegas needs a really funny, dirty, late-night show, and I'll tell it like it is, I promise you that. And you gotta love the audience I bring in.
What strikes me as funny about Elvis is that all the impersonators choose to do the Vegas Elvis; not the young, cool guy, always the bloated fool.
I met the man of my dreams at a gym, and then we got married in Vegas - because we're classy. When you meet at a gym, where else do you get married?
I went broke after sophomore year, gambled away all my money, sold some guns, turned $750 into $10,000, flew to Vegas, turned ten thou into $187,000.
I've worked with 'Dream Girls' here in Los Angeles and have done 'La Cage Aux Folles' in Vegas, traveled to London in 1999 and South America in 2001.
I was always obsessed with other performers doing their thing, and Britney 'Live in Las Vegas' from 2001 is my absolute favorite tour DVD of all time.
I've earned some decent money, and bragging rights, and boxed on a Floyd Mayweather undercard in Vegas... but it's a fraction of what I set out to do.
When the economy collapsed, our construction company was in Calgary, but the U.S. was further along in the recession, so I made the move down to Vegas.
Vegas is the most extreme and allegorical of American settlements, bizarre and beautiful in its venality and in its devotion to immediate gratification.
With everything it has to offer, Las Vegas is an obvious destination for tourists, as proven by the over 40 million visitors the city welcomes per year.
My mother's side of the family was in the production side of theatre. My grandfather, Jose Vega, was a general manager for Neil Simon shows on Broadway.
People are always asking, 'Where does Michael Pennington end and Johnny Vegas begin,' and you're going, 'It's not like that: it's blurred right across.'
My wife and I got married on 12/12/12 in Las Vegas, and she was wearing a Slayer T-shirt. That tells you what kind of woman I'm lucky enough to be with.
Vegas is famous for a lot of things, and bad marriages are one of them. Margo and I are proof that you can make this work. It just takes a little effort.
I used to go to Vegas and play the horses, and then I realised how ridiculous that was. There is no winning in gambling, but there is on the stock market.
Las Vegas is a city of kickbacks. A desert city of greased palms. A place where a $20 bill can buy approval, a $100 bill adulation and $1,000 canonization.
Vegas is great, isn't it, man? This is the greatest place on Earth. Lookit; you have everything you could want; adult movies...this is a nice neighborhood!
And actually, about three weeks ago, Micky, Peter and I were in Vegas at the MGM Grand. And we did about 12 shows in seven days. It was quite an experience.
I didn't much like Las Vegas. The noise of the place and the whole 24-hour, 'let's play the slot machines all night' culture of the place just left me cold.
At first, when we got engaged, I asked him if we could just go to Vegas and get married by Elvis, just because I didn't want to deal with planning a wedding.
I live in Vegas, and in my bedroom, the first thing you see is a turntable. I always stay sharp. I've been doing this since I was a kid, so it's nothing new.
Vegas shows me a lot of love.
I'm very happy with how Jaleo in Las Vegas came together.
Comedy is not the first choice in Vegas for entertainment.
Still humping the American Dream
I would like to expand my brand to include destinations in Vegas and also become an entertainment news correspondent.
I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas.
If you know how to live in Vegas you can have the best time.
I worry about Las Vegas schools. I hear in math, they only teach them to count to 21.
Las Vegas, Nevada: A city where oddities don't make you lame, But instead bring you riches and fortune and fame.
Hatred is not what Las Vegas is about. We will have zero tolerance for anyone who is intolerant.
I have a very warm spot in my heart for Vegas.
I only ever play Vegas one night at a time. It's a hideous, gaudy place; it may not be the end of the world per se, but you can certainly see it from there.
I don't play roulette, but it's funny: whenever somebody I know is going to Vegas, I'm like, 'Put it on black.'
I've never gambled a dime. Never, in all my years in Vegas.
Whenever I play Las Vegas, they always give you a suite, and it's really nice, and it always comes with a large bathtub.
I was born and raised in Las Vegas, and then I left there to go to the University of Evansville where I majored in theatre.
Las Vegas and I both grew up together, and all of a sudden I was doing things that no performer had ever done before.
I sometimes think of Las Vegas as the Jerusalem of chance. A holy city.
I do think that people go to Las Vegas for 'whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.' They go for the spectacle.
I'm not a big fan of cold weather; that's why I moved to Vegas!
Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.
[Las Vegas in the early 1960] was thrilling, exciting... I would describe it as very Parisian.
I grew up in Denver, Colorado. After high school I went to Vegas.
There's something very special about playing Las Vegas, and I never tire of being here.
Vegas, when we go on tour, is one of the hottest spots for not only people in the United States, but international fans.
Nothing screws up a séance like the appearance of a real ghost. ~Jaime Vegas