How much the wife is dearer than the bride.

My wife and I always enjoy going for a jog.

This is a way to kill a wife with kindness.

My kids and my wife make me feel vulnerable.

My wife is a lovely Scotswoman called Karen.

Forty percent of my ideas came from my wife.

I laughed my way through The Stepford Wives.

Always see a fellows weak point in his wife.

Two beheadings out of six wives is too many.

He tells old wives' tales much to the point.

Man's best possession is a sympathetic wife.

Home for me is wherever my wife and kid are.

Why does the blind man's wife paint herself.

Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.

When cheated, wife or husband feels the same.

A man never has good luck who has a bad wife.

I think that every man is afraid of his wife.

My wife - she could help me get the negs out!

I miss my wife's cooking - as often as I can.

He that takes not up a pin, slights his wife.

The consumer isn't a moron; she is your wife.

Music is my wife and acting is my girlfriend.

A good husband makes a good wife at any time.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

I want my wife to wake me up with a sweet kiss

I'm not easy to live with. My wife is a saint.

Women love to hear a man defending their wife.

My wife and I come from a Christian worldview.

Choose a wife rather by your ear than your eye.

For me and my wife, it was love at first sight.

The wife should yield in all things to her lord

Even with my wife, I find sharing soup is hard.

Heaven will be heaven only if my wife is there.

Thou art sad; get thee a wife, get thee a wife!

Buried my wife the other day. Had to, she died.

My wife and I, Delice and I, are empty nesters.

I have survived two wars, two wives and Hitler.

My wife (Maria) is the best reason to come home.

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

My wife is beautiful but she can't run anything.

One can with dignity be wife and widow but once.

My wife's so dumb, she got a nail in the spare!!

If you wish to ruin yourself, marry a rich wife.

If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third.

I just keep pinching myself that that's my wife.

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I don't want to be known as Gary Coleman's wife.

It was my wife that insisted I do 'The Hangover.

I wished my wife to be not so much as suspected.

My wife taught me the importance of living well.

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