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I've got one young family by the first wife, with four children.
My wife is immature. Whenever I take a bath, she sinks my boats.
You can say what you want about me, but don't mess with my wife.
I told my wife when I was rolling up, I felt like the president.
The only time a wife listens to her husband is when he’s asleep.
Sure I smoked pot in hospital. My wife won't let me toke at home.
I can replace things, but I could never replace my wife and kids.
Procreative power & priesthood power are shared by husband & wife
It is better to be the widow of a hero than the wife of a coward.
What’s wrong with you? Are you ill? I forbid you to be ill, wife.
Some wives have model husbands, I got one that needed remodeling.
Look after your wife; never mind yourself--she'll look after you.
To be happy, a man must love his wife as she chooses to be loved.
With my wife it was sex, sex, sex...Yes, three times in 35 years.
I've had three wives and three guitars. I still play the guitars.
The second duty of the wife is constant obedience and subjection.
My wife is very happy about me keeping all my music in my pocket.
Why did I get married in a ballpark? My wife wanted a big diamond
Love and honesty are the things that make a good wife and mother.
I think no more of taking another wife than I do of buying a cow.
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
[I]t is dangerous for a bride to be apologetic about her husband.
My wife is 37 years younger than me. I don't feel the difference.
If you cheat on your wife, you'll cheat on your business partner.
One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.
I don't want to argue with my wife about her car - or my driving.
When a husband's story is believed, he begins to suspect his wife.
I'm giving serious thought into eating yor wife” - Hannibal Lecter
I used to play football, and then my wife bought me a fishing rod.
I have a wife, a son, and I've had some practical life experience.
I say sorry to my wife about five times a day for various reasons.
The others were only my wives. But you, my dear, will be my widow.
My wife says I'm much happier when I'm not a regular on a TV show.
There is nothing more dangerous on planet Earth than a black wife.
I have been looking after the children. My wife has taken time off.
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
The bottom line is, you love your wife, you do your best with that.
I think the hardest part about Golf is being committed to your wife
My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat.
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
My wife is Mexican and my constituency is very, very multicultural.
Work takes me away from my wife, Sue, and my life in Santa Barbara.
Both my wife and I have a lot of compassion for animals in general.
I'm a nice, happily married wife and mom and I live in Connecticut.
No wife can endure a gambling husband-unless he is a steady winner.
A married woman is a slave you must know how to seat upon a throne.
I got a wife who likes expensive things, so she takes all the cash.
I'm looking forward to being a mom and a wife and a business owner.
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.