My sons and their wives landed on Mars to start another race.

Choose a friend as thou dost a wife, till death separate you.

But one on earth is better than the wife; that is the mother.

I got a divorce because my ex-wife left me for another woman.

Selecting a stroke is like selecting a wife. To each his own.

A man with wife and daughters has no place losing his temper.

One is bound to one's wife, but has a bond to one's mistress.

To be married to a wife who can set type is happiness indeed.

My wife and I try not to get into each other's work too much.

Malthus married in 1804 and beat three children with his wife

He took his misfortune like a man - he blamed it on his wife.

I'm a man of faith. I only fear God, and my wife - sometimes.

Heaven will be no heaven to me if I do not meet my wife there.

My wife and I, we like to ride where there's not much traffic.

When a wife has a good husband, it is easily seen on her face.

I just want to thank [my wife] for loving me where I was weak.

I no longer need to be someone's wife. I'm doing okay as I am.

The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesn't say.

A house does not need a wife any more than it needs a husband.

A man picks a wife about the same way an apple picks a farmer.

A political man is disgusting, but a political wife, horrible.

I never owned a pair of blue jeans until I met my second wife.

I hardly said a word to my wife until I said 'yes' to divorce.

Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.

If you want your wife to listen to you, talk to another woman.

I had a fiery affair with George Harrison's wife, Pattie Boyd.

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

I will admit the best sex I've ever had has been with my wife.

Most nights I end up wearing a wife beater T-shirt and boxers.

There ought to be a special place in heaven for coaches' wives.

I have nothing against women. Some of my best wives were women.

You can bear your own faults, and why not a fault in your wife?

Tell your girlfriend or wife you love them everyday. Like I do!

I met my wife because we were both going out with the same guy.

The ultimate end of your education was to make you a good wife.

My wife is the fact-checker, I'm in the story telling business.

I have a wife, I have sons: all of them hostages given to fate.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Teacher, tender comrade, wife, A fellow-farer true through life.

No husband will ever be better avenged than by his wife's lover.

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

My wife doesn't like Football but she watches it just for Messi.

The new-come stepmother hates the children born to a first wife.

My wife is Danish and we go to Denmark a couple of times a year.

My wife is really unhappy with my agent. But I'm the big winner.

I don't think there are any men who are faithful to their wives.

My wife tells me I need to learn to be more patient with my son.

I love grabbing my wife and going to a distant location to film.

I'm not very good at being a wife because I break all the rules.

Wickets are like wives, you never know which way they will turn!

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