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A lazy man's wife is generally the power behind the drone.
A wife is the earth itself, changing hands, bearing scars.
A man with a good wife is the luckiest of God's creatures.
My wife's not only my best friend but she's damn hot, too.
I'm at a stage in my life when I want a wife and a family.
The husband and wife are one, and that one is the husband.
My wife, if she wants it, she will just go out and buy it.
Show me 12 drunkards and I will show you 12 nagging wives.
Brigham Young had 47 children, and over 50 women as wives.
If I kissed my wife in public, I'd lose the next election.
Don't question your wife's judgment; look who she married.
Men with shaved heads are always better. Just ask my wife.
Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes.
I'm very romantic, I'm extremely romantic. I date my wife.
Every obnoxious fan has a wife at home that dominates him.
It is just that I don't want a wife and I don't want kids.
My wife has teeth like the stars... they come out at night.
All my life there's always been an ex-wife or a girlfriend.
Three things I never lends - my 'oss, my wife, and my name.
It's okay for a man to commit adultery if his wife is ugly.
The wife's run off with the bloke next door. I do miss him.
Definitely my wife and my kid [are my biggest inspiration].
My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.
My wife has good taste. She has seen very few of my movies.
I'd thought I'd live with my wife, but I couldn't find one.
The bride, the white bride today a maiden, tomorrow a wife.
I think a good husband has to depend on having a good wife.
My wife and I are art collectors and architectural crazies.
I could be such a wonderful wife to another wife's husband.
I'm lucky to have a wife and a child that keep me grounded.
Who I really am is the mother of six kids and Woody's wife.
My wife is my soul mate. I can't imagine being without her.
My wife and I have enjoyed over forty years of wedded blitz.
My wife and I practice "Doggy Style:" I beg, she rolls over.
Fans always ask me to marry them so I'll have a lot of wives
There's only one thing wrong with my wife's face - it shows.
A Jew never laughs without looking at his wife for approval.
My wife is the most loving person that you can ever imagine.
A wife of your own stature is the greatest of all blessings.
You want a wife who is intelligent, but not too intelligent.
It were better to be a soldier's widow than a coward's wife.
The principle of plurality of wives never will be done away.
My wife, who, poor wretch, is troubled with her lonely life.
Bachelors' wives and old maids' children are always perfect.
My wife told me I'm not as disgusting to her as I used to be.
My wife's gotten really lazy, or as she calls it, 'pregnant.'
A woman fit to be a man's wife is too good to be his servant.
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.