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Nobody makes me laugh like my wife.
Wives should be kissed - not heard.
I don't get any money from my wife.
I've got more clothes than my wife.
My first wife was a theater person.
Two wives? That exceeds the custom.
A man’s best friend is a good wife.
I've got a great wife, a great life.
In some ways, what I need is a wife.
My wife has dated broke black dudes.
Last year my wife got a Rolls-Royce.
She sounds like a screeching ex-wife.
You can ask my wife about my stamina.
We have two kids, my wife and myself.
My wife is possessive and I like that
Never paint your wife or your mother.
An obedient wife commands her husband.
One man's folly is another man's wife.
I'm on a search for my future ex-wife.
Caesar's wife must be above suspicion.
I'm a traditional wife in every sense.
A light wife doth make a heavy husband.
I lost 150 lbs. if you include my wife.
Chuse a horse made, and a wife to make.
Grandfather Space. The Mind is his Wife
My wife calls our waterbed the Dead Sea.
Caesar's wife should be above suspicion.
I want my next girlfriend to be my wife.
I'm only waiting for my wife to grow up.
The coyest maids make the fondest wives.
Cause my wife gets up and goes shopping.
Gold diggers are the wife beaters of men!
I only fear God, and my wife - sometimes.
Man and wife, being two, are one in love.
My first wife didn't like to fly, either.
[My wife] has some investments and stuff.
I cannot see myself as a wife. Ugly word.
My wife says OBE stands for Old Big 'Ead.
I trust my wife more than I trust myself.
I think I'm more demanding than any wife.
My toughest fight was with my first wife.
I never get bored of my wife. It's lovely.
A wife's a worry, a non-wife's even worse.
I took the wife out last night; one punch!
Will you do me the honor of being my wife?
I am glad to go with my wife and baby boy.
Do not desire your neighbor's wife in vain.
Change everything except your wife and kids
I want my ex-wife and children to be happy.
I am a hopeless romantic and so is my wife.