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• Alfred Lord Tennyson

  Poet

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• Aristotle

  Philosopher

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  Thursday, Jan 01, 1970

• Abraham Lincoln

  16Th U.S. President

  Sunday, Feb 12, 1809
  Saturday, Apr 15, 1865

• Billy Graham

  Professional Wrestler

  Monday, Jun 07, 1943
  

• Samuel Taylor Coleridge

  Poet

  Wednesday, Oct 21, 1772
  Friday, Jul 25, 1834

• Walt Whitman

  Poet

  Monday, May 31, 1819
  Saturday, Mar 26, 1892

• Nelson Mandela

  Former President Of South Africa

  Thursday, Jul 18, 1918
  Thursday, Dec 05, 2013

• Dolly Parton

  Singer-Songwriter

  Saturday, Jan 19, 1946
  

• Paulo Coelho

  Lyricist

  Sunday, Aug 24, 1947
  

• Ruth Bader Ginsburg

  Associate Justice Of The Supreme Court Of The United States

  Wednesday, Mar 15, 1933
  

• Barack Obama

  44Th U.s. President

  Friday, Aug 04, 1961
  

• Ronald Reagan

  40Th US President

  Monday, Feb 06, 1911
  Saturday, Jun 05, 2004

• Winston Churchill

  Former Prime Minister Of The United Kingdom

  Monday, Nov 30, 1874
  Sunday, Jan 24, 1965

• Helen Keller

  Author

  Sunday, Jun 27, 1880
  Saturday, Jun 01, 1968